Parker’s Day

a carnival that’s not really a carnival where all the teens go to hangout because they have nothing else to do

John: You goin to Parker’s day tonight?

David: Nah fam that’s the wackiest carnival ever

by yoyrmom June 12, 2022

Parker’s dick

So small no one can see

Parker’s dick is small

by Calebcraft November 26, 2018

parker's biggest fan

dany is parker's biggest fan!

dany loves parker the most. she is parker's biggest fan for sure!

by busbys January 2, 2021

parker's biggest fan

dany is parker's biggest fan

dany loves parker kate busby the most. she is parker's biggest fan for sure!

by busbys January 2, 2021

parker's biggest fan

dany is parker kate's biggest fan!

who is parker's biggest fan?
me: dany is parker's biggest fan, of course!!

by busbys January 2, 2021

Parker's Law

Any gathering of children in fancy dress, face paint or costume will feature at least one Spider-Man regardless of the actual event.

"The nativity play had one Mary, one Joseph, one baby jesus (plastic), three shepherds, four angels, six wise men, one sheep and of course, one Spider-Man. Parker's Law was in full effect."

by PrinceGinger March 3, 2025

national poke parker’s tit day

april 29 of every four years poke a parker’s tits.

I poked parker’s tits bro. it’s national poke parker’s tit day hype chad.national poke parker’s tit day.

by parker’s bf April 29, 2019