by Inquisitive Walnut September 12, 2020
Get the Boredmug. The very bane of human existence. boredom is a disease contracted from things such as (but not limited to) staying on the internet till 5 Am , having no friends , or internet being down. Boredom causes you to want to watch cat videos , chat on omegle , write definitions on the urban dictionary or god forbid go outside. There are no known cures .
(boredom)
by PhantomNightmare January 31, 2014
Get the Boredmug. The proper definition of “ bored” means when you are not pleased nor entertained by the current activity or place you are attending , therefore you should masturbate .
I’m bored .. 🧴🧻
by Whogaf February 19, 2021
Get the Boredmug. by boaz274 December 3, 2016
Get the Boredmug. by A hooman T^T September 30, 2019
Get the Boredmug. I'm so frakin' bored
by WinglessPanda May 27, 2019
Get the Boredmug. The only reason you are reading this is because you are bored. I mean who will look up the word bored in the urban dictionary unless they are really bored. I will type a bunch of random facts below hoping that whoever is reading this will stop being bored.
- flamingos are only pink because they eat algae
- A cow bison hybrid is called a beefalo
- armadillos are bulletproof
- the longest English word is 189,819 letters long
- Calamari is actually squid
- turkeys can blush
- Theodore Roosevelt has a pet hyena
- giraffes tongues are 20 inches long
- bees can fly higher then 29,525 feet
- Bees can make coloured honey
- pigeons and doves are actually the same bird
- eating to many bananas can kill you
- peanuts are actually vegetables
- there are 336 dots on a average golf ball
- Jupiter is the fastest rotating planet in our solar system
- the Mona Lisa has no eye brows
- the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue
- hot water turns to ice faster then cold water
- Caffeine doesn’t stunt your growth contrary to popular belief
- you weigh less at night then you do during the day
- the name of all the continents end with the same letter they start with
- Honey is the only food that can spoil
- butterflies taste with there feet
- elephants are the only animal that can jump
- Coca Cola was originally green
- cotton candy was invented by a dentist
- the bumblebee bat is the worlds smallest mammal
- squirrels are behind most power outages
- A cloud can weigh over a million pounds
- The tea bag was an accidental invention
- Paper bags are worse for the environment then plastic bags
- Bubble wrap was intended to be wallpaper
- If you read all of this than you are REALLY bored
- A cow bison hybrid is called a beefalo
- armadillos are bulletproof
- the longest English word is 189,819 letters long
- Calamari is actually squid
- turkeys can blush
- Theodore Roosevelt has a pet hyena
- giraffes tongues are 20 inches long
- bees can fly higher then 29,525 feet
- Bees can make coloured honey
- pigeons and doves are actually the same bird
- eating to many bananas can kill you
- peanuts are actually vegetables
- there are 336 dots on a average golf ball
- Jupiter is the fastest rotating planet in our solar system
- the Mona Lisa has no eye brows
- the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue
- hot water turns to ice faster then cold water
- Caffeine doesn’t stunt your growth contrary to popular belief
- you weigh less at night then you do during the day
- the name of all the continents end with the same letter they start with
- Honey is the only food that can spoil
- butterflies taste with there feet
- elephants are the only animal that can jump
- Coca Cola was originally green
- cotton candy was invented by a dentist
- the bumblebee bat is the worlds smallest mammal
- squirrels are behind most power outages
- A cloud can weigh over a million pounds
- The tea bag was an accidental invention
- Paper bags are worse for the environment then plastic bags
- Bubble wrap was intended to be wallpaper
- If you read all of this than you are REALLY bored
by Ptarmiganfacts323 March 11, 2021
Get the Boredmug.