body massage machine

1. A machine which massages the body
2. A large black man from the hilarious dubbed GI Joe PSA's
3. A rock band from Anchorage, Alaska

Kid 1: "Oh man, check out that thing, man."
Kid 2: "Whaddaya wanna do with it?"
Kid 1: "Let's launch over it!"
(A Jeep pulls up)
G.I. Joe: "Who wants a body massage?" *hums to himself*
Kid 2: "Uh, what did he just say to us?"
G.I. Joe: "Oooh... Mr. Body Massage Machine GO!"
Kid 2: "Uhhhhhh... what the Hell?"
G.I. Joe: "Body massage."

by Smop December 25, 2005

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body worship

Body worship is the act of sexual engagement that is more restrained, involved and euphoric than just bonking. If somebody is giving you body worship, it means that they are paying attention to the intricacies of getting YOU off. A completely selfless act.

'Oh my gosh, so I took this guy home and the sex was amazing! I didn't even give him a blowjob, it was total body worship!'

by Charina September 11, 2005

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home body

(n. pl. -IES) With respect to social situations, one who prefers to stay at home rather than go out.

I invited Tom to go to the movies with us but he declined. He's more of a home body.

by Nick May 17, 2006

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Treat your Body like an Amusement Park

To masturbate. Originally appeared on "Seinfeld," where George is visiting his mom in the hospital and his mom says, "I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like an amusement park!"

"You can really treat your body like an amusement park sometimes, I can hear the sounds when I'm outside!

by Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet March 24, 2019

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