Bobbitted

The, ahem, barbaric act of cutting off a guy's penis. Named for one such lucky guy, John Bobbitt, whose then-wife sliced off his manhood before tossing it in the woods. (Don't worry, they found it later).

Charlie: Have you heard that Tom got Bobbitted?

Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!

Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!

by The Real Canadian April 29, 2019

Bobbitt

A male, that is heterosexual, that has a long rod and is good in bed

Girl 1: Heard you hit the club last night?

Girl 2: Yea, I met a Bobbitt!

by Who are you again November 14, 2011

bombity

referring to someone or something that is hella awesome!

Antony is freakin bombity!

by Darnell Elwood June 13, 2008

bobbit

(Also "Bobbitt")

A spliff that has not been tapped down enough after rolling, so that when it is held by the roach the rest of the spliff droops down, giving the appearance of having been been cut off and sewn back on again.

Named, of course, after the (in)famous John Wayne Bobbitt.

Bobbitting is especially common when backrolling, as the single layer of paper lacks rigidity.

Aw man, I just bobbitted the spliff I was rolling.

Don't backroll the spliff - you always roll bobbitts when you do that.

by Shaper. May 30, 2006

BOBBITTED

CUTTING OFF A DUDE'S JUNK AND TOSSING IT OUT THE WINDOW.

VARIANTS: BOBBITTIFIED, DEBOBBITTATED, BOBBITTEN

THE SOLUTION TO AVOID SEEING PETE WENTZ'S COCK ALL THE DAMN TIME IS TO HAVE HIM BOBBITTED.

by HUEG August 19, 2008

Pull a Bobbitt

To cut off a man's penis while he is sleeping, and throw it out the window.

Don't you DARE put your feet on the coffee table again, or else I'll pull a Bobbitt!

by SPEDcial Forces May 20, 2008

blobbity globbity

Blobbity Globbity, or "Crotch Fat", applies to people who have an otherwise fit/attractive body, but have a roll of jiggily fat between the stomach and thighs, where the only phrase that can be used to describe this humurous misfortune is Blobbity Globbity

"so you fucked Brian? How was it?"
"gross. he had so much blobbity globbity i almost puked"

by sonni insane June 26, 2006