Blogger's Law

Blogger's Law: as soon as you finally post something, glaring errors will appear.

A derivative of Murphy's Law, the Blogger's law accounts for the inevitability of everything necessary for a sensible online publication going wrong nanoseconds after publishing something on the internet. In spite of all human and machine-assisted efforts to proofread and edit, mistakes and glaring errors will happen for all to see.

Aspiring writer: I finally published our latest blog post!
Editor: I'm not thrilled, did you account for the Blogger's Law?
Suddenly unemployed online writer: $%&#!?! I swear the headline had no typos before I hit publish!

by Trust me, I internetted once. August 1, 2017

I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative sentence. Commonly used to clarify you are not expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

by elwags November 23, 2011

Bloggernacle

The Mormon blogosphere, a community of blogs run by mormons devoted to mormon topics. The pre-eminent mormon blog is By Common Consent, but more blogtards visit a site called Times and Seasons, known for blogocks of the highest order.

Young Brigham kneweth not what to do, for he was fired for surfing yon Bloggernacle at work.

by Jehosephat April 8, 2006

blogger

A wannabe journalist who is unqualified, uninformed, unemployed, or some combination of all three.

Blogger: "The aristocracy and the establishment are trying to keep the public in place with their lies! Bloggers like me are the only true voice in this world of sheeple! We can't trust our government! You can read more about this phenomenon in my blog."

by Richard Runcorn August 17, 2012

Junk Bloggers

Low-class people that go in your trash can and take scrap metal, then sell it for a living.

I HATE those stupid "Junk Bloggers" that keep taking stuff out of my trash can!!!

by tootfartparty97 March 20, 2010

blogger

A rancid ass cheese who fanticizes that someone will read his/her pathetic shit. Who gives a fuck what they think about anything? They're geeks who jack off with visions of the geometry teacher dancing in their pointy little heads.

I went to crap a gnarley turd but a blogger came out instead.

by hoze-a January 15, 2006

blogger

An internet diary writer. Or more accurately, a whinging, wining, insecure, sympathy-craving, self-indulgent, self-important, over-privileged 'feeling: meh' scum of the internet/universe.

'Welcome back to my blog, fellow blogger!!1! Today I'm feeling like the world is terrible and I just can't seem to find my place in it. Also, I think everyone hates me. I'm feeling a bit meh tbh. And to top it all, I think I'm coming down with a snuffly-cold!'

by Roger Rowley September 21, 2005