blag

Something that means nothing. Much like blah. Often used when there is no real answer.

Stephen: Are you doing anything?
Travis: blag....

by Bob799 August 6, 2006

Blag fag

A faggot who tries to act straight.

Tom you are a BLAG FAG

by Topher November 22, 2006

Sick Blag

"Sick Blag"

To 'blag', or lie extensively, to a colleague, work mate, spouse or close friend.

Mitch - "I'm Really sorry boss, there's been a; Death in the family/my dogs died/my mother has rabies/it's the apocalypse/I've got aids/I slept with your sister last night (and she was faaannnnttasssstic)

Boss - " That sounds like a fuckin' sick blag to me kid"

by David 'Beef' Hyams August 11, 2008

blagging my head

to be annoyingly confused by something

dude1:-your mum's your dad's grandma
dude2:-woah youre blagging my head!

by kitsch.object September 14, 2003

blag-o-toobz

The internet. Origin not fully known. Most likely has roots in the word "blog", and the idea that the internet is constructed of a series of pipes that transport information from place to place in the same manner and with striking metaphorical reference to sewage.

Steve: "Hey Bill, watchya doin?"
Bill: "Eh, just surfin the blag-o-toobz"
Steve: "Word."

by the only name left March 9, 2009

Cordon Blag

The practice, nay, ART of making up food as you go along to cover a previous mistake.

Usually used in a professional capacity in Restaurants when you have run out of something, but haven't told the customer, or making something you've forgotten to do.

Example 1:

Chef #1:Hey dude, this bag of prawns isn't cooked

Ninja Chef:Stick them in the Dishwasher

Chef #1:That guy is a true "Cordon Blag" artist.

Example 2:

Chef 1#: We haven't got any lamb curry left

Ninja chef: Just chop up a lamb shank, add roast vegetables, curry paste and microwave. Done.

Chef #1: Isn't that unethical

Ninja Chef: Silence you!

by Jerkston Alfalfa April 22, 2009

Blag

Basically when you make something up on the spot

Marie is really good at blagging, so don't believe everything she says.

by DragonBorns November 13, 2019