One in seven billion

A better way to say "one in a million" because there is around seven billion people in the world and you believe that he/she is the one for you.

May: How much do you really love me?
John: I love you very much?
May: Do you think I am your one in a million?
John: No, you're my one in seven billion. Will you marry me? -shows ring-
May: Yes!
Then they got married and had kids.

by World of Wordcraft April 18, 2016

Billie Sitting

The act of taking care of someone who is completely intoxicated; to act as a mother type figure; to take care of the life of another individual (specifically Billie B**nks).

Spring break cruise 2010 Billie B**ks had to be taken care of (Billie Sitting) by her two friends and amazing boyfriend.

by Dr. Sexy Will April 1, 2010

Billiesexual

The term used for anyone who loves the singer/guitarist Billie Joe Armstrong. Billiesexual should not be described as any old word to just throw around like a rag doll, but rather embrace it, Ya know, say it like you tell a sexy beast that, Ya know, you want to fuck them. Billiesexual. Say it nice and slow, let it roll off your tounge like Ya know bille rolls off a hill and into your sheets. Billiesexual. What would Billie do? (Term Created by an ifunny user known as St_Gloria) spread the word. -Billiesexual

Boy- what is Billiesexual?
Girl- oh just Ya know.. *explains everything*
Boy- omg.. *becomes an instant fanboy*

by Mysterious Girl March 24, 2015

billboard

(v.) To draw or write on the skin of a person who has passed out from drinking. Often, the artwork is rendered in permanent marker (Sharpies predominate), with cartoon penises and profane words being popular themes.

After Mike passed out on the couch, a bunch of people at the party billboarded him.

by Inox August 3, 2007

Ten Billion Humand Second Century

A unit describing how improbable a thing is, defined by Matt Parker. If a ten billion humans would do something every second, none stop for a century, it will happen 3.15×10^19. Based on that, you can be sure that if the probability of something is worse than a Ten Billion Humand Second Century, its not gonna happen.

"If i keep trying, i can eventually get a hollow knight speed run where every enemy give me essence, right?"
"Thats can't happen is Ten Billion Humand Second Century, thats not gonna happen. Unless you gonna use a mod to get some dream luck..."

by MazerT November 6, 2021

Billie Irish

This is a Steven Universe style fusion of Billie Eilish and Jacksepticeye who is Irish(hence Billie Irish) that seemingly spawned from a member of Jacks fan base.

Gabe: hey, have you seen Billie Irish?
Bob: yup.

by NightmareSnas January 5, 2020

billie lourd

billie lourd is the best human being to ever exist and she absolutely CARRIED scream queens.

someone: i hate billie lourd

me: 🔪🔪

by billielourdshoe May 30, 2021