birmingham city

Roof fell off their shit ground
Birmingham City AkA Small Heath Alliance
Empty trophie cabinet.
One had an away top in the clour of the germany flag.
steve bruce gets battered by his wife
paid 6mil for Emile Heskey, AH HA HA HA

MAN 1 : What does the bluenose do after
blues win the premiership

MAN 2 : Dunno?

MAN 1 : Turns the playstation Off

by Holte_End_Army November 3, 2004

birmingham shitty

Probably the most embarrasing thing to come out of the midlands.

How many did birmingham shitty lose by today?
10 nil. what a load of pony

Shit on the city tonight!

by bombskwad September 20, 2006

birmingham university

Home to superior minds of the Midlands. Set in leafy Edgbaston away from the shithole's that are UCE(loL!) and Aston (Mega loL!).

Birmingham University student: Hello!
Nerdy Aston Uni Student: eeekk! *runs away like a girl*

by Midboy February 12, 2008

birmingham, Highgate

An urban area, or ghetto next to another urban area Balsall heath both sharing the B12 area code. an area near the city centre, mostly Black & afro caribean populated it was known to be a very violent and dangerous area during most of the 90s but the council has now tried to slowly fix the area and develop it a little. its slightly better place then it use to be, but still its an unknown area that the goverment hardly notices therfore leading to a lot of drug dealing and junkies who roam the streets. The place is pretty dirty and broken down with industrial factorys, council housing and flats mainly covering the area, and most of the time even a majority of streets lights dont work, and road signs are constantly graffited over.

birmingham, highgate

The small shopping area - gooch street will generally have a lot of drug addicts around.

gang members generally black populate most of the area, gangs in highgate also affiliated with Handsworth and Lozells gangs Burger Bar and johnsons.

A main feature is the Central mosque which is now over 20 years old, and the church of england church.

by Makavelio July 31, 2007

Jude Bellingham

Jude Bellingham is an English professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for Bundesliga club Borussia Dortmund and the England national team. He is know for his playing, but also his charming looks. Not only should he be famous for his amazing playing skills, but he should also be famous for his beauty. He is and should be considered the definition of cute. He is a cutie-patootie.

“Jude Bellingham is the definition of cute.”

by sxtrbyyy April 2, 2023

Gillingham

A town in the south east UK. Do not travel here unless absolutely necessary. Walking down the high street has been proven to cause crippling depression. Common sightings include crackheads doing their Iceland shopping in their dressing gown, gangs of year 9 wannabe roadmen who will beef you for no reason to look hard Infront of their dedoid friends, and crackhead men driving about in their second hand BMWs in their full Adidas tracksuit thinking they're the dog's bollocks despite living off the dole since they left school. Gillingham is best known for its football team and it's resident world-class rapper Prezzaman.

"where did you go last weekend?"
"I popped into Gillingham to see a mate, I now have depression"

by BorisOurLordAndSaviour February 20, 2021

birmingham bootycall

The sexual act in which you turn a cell phone on vibrate, insert in your partner's anal cavity, call it repeatedly and have intercourse with the vaginal cavity

Dude, I gave that girl a " Birmingham bootycall" and she kept calling me back for more!

by JuDgE_JiMbO38 October 20, 2013