Bibek

An individual with an incredibly smooth brain. A Bibek is a person with a brain containing no wrinkles.

Bibek you're such a smooth brain
Bibek the Smoothie

by WiseNigga247 November 10, 2020

bible-thumper

(So called because some evangelists literally thump their Bibles to emphasize important parts of a sermon.)

A person whose religious beliefs include strict adherence to the Bible. He is likely to deliver angry sermons to anyone who believes differently, even if that "difference" means belonging to a church that disagrees with his interpretation of Scriptures.

DeeDee's co-workers called her a Bible-thumper after she tacked gospel tracts onto the office bulletin board.

by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 23, 2006

la-bibbida-bibba-dum

the most random and funniest song ever in existence made by a youtube channel called bad lip reading and is part of one of there videos called the walking and talking dead

La-Bibbida-Bibba-Dum
La-Bibbida-Bibba-Do

This is a violet

Rick*
No it isn't

Governor*
Yeah, well it could be a flower *sips*
The other night there was this movie all about gardens
Called "Bloody Shrimp"

Rick*
You got a problem?

Governor*
Uh, yeah
I just found out that we missed Halloween

I always wanted a Wookie
But I found out they weren't real
Thanks for nothing, George Lucas

La-Bibbida-Bibba-Dum
La-Bibbida-Bibba-Do (x3)

Cluck went the chicken!

And that's how they do it
On Broadway
Heh-heh-heh

by dead man tells no tales February 12, 2014

Conservative Bible Project

A project by the horribly biased wiki Conservapedia in an attempt to 'remove' liberal 'bias' in the bible by retranslating it. It removes the story of the Adulteress in the New Testament, and changes 'thou shall not kill' into 'thou shall not murder', thus in turn promoting the beating up of women who get raped (just like Saudi Arabia) advocating the cruel and unusual death penalty. I heard there's going to be more horrible things.

The idiots at Conservapedia have decided to corrupt the word of the Lord by creating the Conservative Bible Project.

by Anonymous /religions/ October 12, 2009

Bible boner

When a member of the Christian faith is impressed with another Christian.

Wow, Pastor Greg really enjoys platonic company with Tiffany, I think he has a full-blown bible boner!

by Rotten Apple A&E November 23, 2018

bible of gayness

The bible that describes all gay actions and all the ways to find a gay man. It also teaches you how to be gay. People often says its gay to read this bible, but it is still a great idea when you are gay and you don't know how to find people like you.

Hey man wanna read the bible of gayness?
Sure!

by Dieu Poulet January 13, 2021

Bibby Stockholm Syndrome

Like Stockholm Syndrome, but more affordable to the UK taxpayer.

Cost to the State further reduced by the confirmed presence of Legionella. All being well the same ought to reduce (in the most permanent way) those suffering with Bobby Stockholm Syndrome by c. 10%.

Prime Minister: ‘How can we sell Bibby Stockholm Syndrome to the base?’

Home Secretary: ‘Simple! Unlike that woke nonsense “Stockholm Syndrome”, Bibby Stockholm Syndrome has a 10% chance of resulting in the genuine death of the captive!’

Prime Minister: ‘You’ve done it again!’

by PsyduckPsays August 15, 2023