Bezos' Syndrome

A condition where an employer tricks you into loving your job or just feeling good for working where you work, either because the pay is good, your workplace looks nice or just because it's a well known company, despite it being shit and basically slavery.

- What do you do for a living?
- I work for Amazon as a customer service operator! I get to put my shirt on, work in a fancy building, use my keycard... I know that I work for 10 hours a day and I'm yelled at by Karens on the phone all day, but the pay is good and we even have PS5's in our break room...
- Oh brother, another pussy suffering from Bezos' Syndrome.

by DruggedBabyPenguin August 2, 2021

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Johng bezos

a famous wealthy person who is very stupid. This character is fictional and is created by kk.

Johng bezos is my IQ friend

by kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk9.0 March 7, 2023

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Bezos

An insult for bellends, oxygen theives and bent psychopathic wealthmongers.

Bellends spend money on space frivolity rather than investing in humanity's survival.

Oxygen theives are billionaires who don't pay their fair share of tax.

Psychopaths have:

Lack of remorse or guilt
Shallow emotional response
Callousness and lack of empathy
Parasitic tendencies

Irresponsibility
A continuous demonstrative failure to accept responsibility

What a Bezos!

Oh, Elon Musk... Total Bezos!

(What you shout when someone's driving like an absolute arsehole)"Beeeeezzoooooos!!!"
(Accompanied by massive dickhead hand gesture).

by @natty_bom_batty November 26, 2021

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