Bayan

Literally the most cutest person in the world, whenever the word Bayan is used, expect it to mean a lot. This name is given to those that just go beyond human understanding, because we are just unable to comprehend such an amazing person. If you're a Bayan, you most likely are perfect in every aspect. Bayan is that one person everyone wants but doesn't deserve. It's almost like, how you have choices in the world but you aren't able to chose a Bayan because she is simply out of reach. You don't chose a Bayan, a Bayan choses you. If you ever run into a Bayan make sure you don't push your luck because they are quick to be on their way. They only deserve the best and don't have time for other non-bayan leveled people. In order to reach Bayan level you have to go through a couple reincarnations , just enough to reach a portion of perfection. The thing with a Bayan is, you can never reach that amount of perfection to the original Bayan only a portion. This is when it is their choice to select you as theirs. If a Bayan choses you, then you have won at life itself and should marry this person right away. Drop everything you thought was the right path because Bayan is the only path you need now.

Friend 1: Hey what do you think of this person

Friend 2: OMG IS THAT BAYAN?!?! BAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAN

Friend 1: ??? What does that mean?

Friend 2: Bro you gotta wife her..

Friend 1: That is my wife...

Friend 2: BAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

A Bayan: *The most perfect being just existing and concerned for these two*

by Zotsu August 24, 2021

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my bean

A person who you love and think is cute and beautiful.

You are my bean!

by PerfectPeridot August 10, 2020

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smol bean

Someone who is very child-like and adorable, often linked to a band or YouTuber fandom.

Tyler and Josh are such smol beans.
Dan and Phil are smol beans.

by I'm a Dalek April 9, 2017

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bean flipper

A female who is a chronic masterbater.

Kate is quite the bean flipper. or Sara is over there flippin the bean again.

by John Warner August 18, 2006

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bean juice

Cool way to say coffee

I'm so tired- I want some bean juice but I'm too lazy to make it.

by big da don June 12, 2019

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bean counting

What young men are apt to do in cold countries.
It usually consists of sitting and watching young girls and women as they pass, and observing their nipple areas to see if they have pursed up due to the cold, and consequently make a prominent hard bean shape under their tight fitting blouse or tee shirt.
It is a competitive sport and he who legitimately counts the most beans in an agreed time, wins.

I saw a poor girl this morning when I was bean counting with Bob; she was really cold.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

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