Beige Flares

The pants of choice for the slightly curious male looking to have a big night at various clubs/bars in Melbourne. Wearing these requires a certain level of bravery as it will inevitably lead to comments from random punters.

Hey bro, you look gay in them Beige Flares!

by n3o5 May 13, 2011

beige-core

Popular music, so mundane, mediocre and unoriginal that it becomes offensive, inducing temporary fits of rage, nausea; and in some cases, total mental breakdown. Typically found in most of today's official top 40 chart, but has had a strong following since boring people started making music.

ED - "Have you heard what the number one selling album of 2014 was?"

RICHARD - "Yea, absolute beige-core. I'd rather stand up for a week, watching wet beige paint stay wet, then throw myself into a massive fucking can of beige paint than listen to any of that shit."

ED - "I quite liked it."

RICHARD - "Fuck you."

by Perry J October 15, 2015

beige buffet

typical English platter, filled with beige food items e.g. smiley face smiley face potato waffles, and chips.

tonight for dinner we have a beige buffet!

by heinzbeanztomatoketch April 26, 2022

beige mom

A beige mom is a mother who only gives their child sad beige toys (usually wooden) along with sad beige clothing you may be wondering why do these mothers not give their children the joy of a bright colorful life well these mothers also live a sad beige life and go feral when something is out of their aesthetic

“ did u see Shelly’s TikTok she is really turning into a beige mom”

by iDontKnowWhatsGoingOn26 February 22, 2023

beige watching

Throwing on a marathon of something you've seen multiple times in the background while performing other activities. Used mainly about shows that are familiar for purposes of nostalgia or don't require close attention.

"Whenever I clean my apartment, I'm always beige watching The Office."
"I'm beige watching Tabatha's Salon Takeover for the hundreth time."

by skeletonkeylime May 1, 2018

Beige Pants

Someone whomst leaves a cliffbar on a toilet seat.

"Hey, Alex! you're the Beige Pants. You left a cliffbar on the toilet seat!"

by quiznah May 9, 2018

beige colored soul

A man who's mediocrity is so profound & deep It bares potential to become legendary.

Jordan W was remembered as a man so mediocre it was said he had a beige colored soul

by Beige colored soul February 14, 2019