beeretically

When an idea makes sense due to mass quantities of alcohol.

Damn beeretically, that bitch was lookin good.

Beeretically speaking, officer i can only reach my wallet if you hold my drink...

by Bryan Spears October 17, 2006

beeresponsible

When you acting seriously irresponsible and beer is the cause.

"Hey man, you shouldn't have driven home after all those beers you just drank"
"Oh well, whatever."
"Well that was very beeresponsible of you."

by tha white budha July 1, 2009

Beermentia

The short term impairment of cognitive function do to excessive consumption of alcohol the night before. Different from a hangover in that a person suffering from beermentia could be mistaken for clinically retarded

"Oh my god did Joe suddenly catch retardation?"

"Nah he is just suffering from beermentia"

pronounced BEER-MEN-SHIA

by thead May 29, 2010

Beerection

The feeling of almost-sexual excitement you get when hearing of a new beer that you sense might just blow your mind.

When Katka told me that my favorite brewery had released a limited edition Double IPA, I got a raging beerection.

by beerbroChris March 8, 2013

beerenforcements

When somebody comes late to a party, but brings more beer.

Joe couldn't be at the party for another hour or so, but he said he would bring beerenforcements for us!

Beer Party

by SquidChild August 5, 2014

Beece

Beece Bitchardson is a man who enjoys watching his girlfriend cheat on him with a much younger group of children. Usually in groups of 5 or more

Beece Bitchardson Beece Bitchardson Beece Bitchardson Beece Bitchardson Beece Bitchardson

by Matthew Ahern October 16, 2020

Beereal

Crushed rice used to make
1. Beer made of cereal
2. Cereal made of beer and/or with beer instead of milk
"Beereal" can mean both the rice and the finshed product

After thousands of years of growth, the rice completely sucks. Yucky! They'll be used to make cereal or beer...
or beereal

by ♥🗺☠ August 4, 2021