Brooklyn Beckham

To have access to every opportunity you could possibly want and yet somehow end up doing fuck all with it.

1) You see Dave, he missed three open goals, had amazing passes fed to him and even fluffed two penalties. He made a complete Brookly Beckham of the whole match.

2) You see Dave, at the Battle of Agincourt, 1415, the French army had 10 times the numbers of the English, home advantage, and yet made a complete Brooklyn Beckham of it as they failed to take into account the range and ability of English longbowmen and the muddy terrain.

by Rintintin the Third August 19, 2022

having a Beckham

(1998 World Cup) Having a quick half and fucking off

(At the bar) bar person “pint mate?” “No, I’m only having a Beckham”

by RedLion2022 November 10, 2022

david beckham

A talented midfielder known for deadly free-kicks, crosses, and ability to work with dead balls. Reached stardom wearing his lucky #7 shirt at Manchester United, where he left in 2003 to join Spanish team Real Madrid as #23. He has recently signed a deal with MLS LA Galaxy and will join in 2006. A global icon known all over the world.

How did David Beckham play for Real Madrid yesterday?
HE WAS FREAKIN FABULOUS..HE HAD ONE ASSIST & WAS THE MAN OF THE MATCH!!

by kakafan07 June 17, 2007

Bend it like beckham

when a male is fuckin a gurl dogystyle and after he ejaculates in her butt. he kicks the bitch across the room

did u have fun with suzie last nite?
na man i hada BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM on a bitch

by ANDREW YA DIG August 12, 2008

david beckham

An un-talented chav with too much money. Plays football, a game in which dumb men that couldn't get any qualificatios at school chase a little ball and think that they look great doing it.

David Beckham is an idiot.

by PunkRockBarbieBitch August 10, 2005

Buckenham

To Buckenham is a Euphemism for the need to spoon or cuddle even after a one night stand.

I picked up this crazy hot girl at a bar, and took her back to my place. I thought everything was going great but then she was turned off at my need to "Buckenham". Why do I always do this?

by Sjgeorges May 16, 2010

Beckham

a short asf fortnite player that is Chinese and gets his short ass beat when he does not get an A

hi Beckham

by jimminiiiee September 29, 2018