What ever beats your meat

A saying just like, what ever floats your boat, but in a sexual manner.

Dude, that girl looks ugly, but what ever beats your meat i guess...

by Kar-Man May 8, 2010

beat my meat on the toilet seat

When you beat your meat on the toilet seat. Exactly what it says

Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day

by The boonigan man September 16, 2017

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah

when schmeat yeets and beats your meat and it feels good from schmeat and your like yah

Schmeat Yeet Beat Your Meat Yah!!!

by schmeat yeet beat your meat ya March 22, 2017

Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat

When you are about to beat your meat so hard, you say "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat" before beating it. This will guarantee a better experience when nutting. If you say it just before nutting, it will enhance the experience to the point that you will feel the heavenly experience for up to a week

Jack: *Opens up 420GB 'Homework' folder*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*

by J4ckStyp3 June 16, 2018

I beat my meat to squid porn

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IF YOU DO THIS YOU Are LEGEND ANS DesERvE A TROPHY FOR LEGEND STATUS

I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf

by Fig boy December 7, 2018

Ahe ahe I beat my meat

When you laugh so hard that you yell out I beat my meat

Timmy: look Peter’s penis is so small
Me: Ahe ahe I beat my meat

by Fireguy47 May 3, 2018

Beat Meat o'clock

When your internal alarm tells you to, "BEAT YO FUCKIN MEAT" quickly before you splooge in your pants with no interaction with yourself.

"Man it's just about beat meat o'clock".
"I cant wait for beat meat o'clock in the gal's locker room".

by Knee-Grow united March 25, 2019