Beardsmith

Any person with the capability of growing a full (luscious) beard, who is also known for capitalizing on said capability.

Check out that bird's nest on Al's face, he sure is one hell of a beardsmith

by hoboknife March 22, 2011

bearded clam schucker

vagitarian, a sexual omnivore that has made the lifestyle choice to orally fixate female gentelia

I'm such a naughty bearded clam schucker. I must vagitate!

by Leifster October 10, 2008

frothing the bearded clam

When a man has sex with a woman and ejaculates on the outside of her vagina.

or just plain intercourse

Bob: Did you see John last night?

Fred: No, he was frothing the bearded clam with this really hot chick.

by sexmaster4479 July 26, 2012

beardmasher

A male who has sex with a female with an unshaven crotch

I bet that guy is a beardmasher

by the random ruler October 16, 2009

bearded wonderland

A fake reality or delusion created by those who choose to rock the beard. It is also a good reason to take absolutely no personal responsibility in anything that you do.

Bearded Asshole: "I don't understand why everyone is coming down so hard on me."

Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."

Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."

Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.

by The MI Shocker April 17, 2014

the bearded jesus

When your trabagging your girl and accidentally shart

I was tea bagging my girl the other night and accidentally sharted on her face. She look like the bearded jesus

by Tweeter23 October 5, 2018

bearded dragon

A docile lizard of Australian orgin, which are poplular pets in the U.S. Also known as beardies.

My bearded dragon was taking a beardies bath when he started attacking his reflection in the cage.

by Jeffy! May 14, 2005