Beardem
some dude: "Did you ever tried Beardems leg workout?"
Serhad: "Oh yeah man, but I broke legs while trying"
Serhad: "Oh yeah man, but I broke legs while trying"
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bearded expense
An ancient god of earbud destruction reborn as a Team fortress 2 Player, Known for accompanying The YouTuber Soundsmith he will frequently use his mic for Screaming and making other Eldritch sounds that no human should be able to make. Generally seen as a heavy main that is both useful and Fucking hilarious at the same time. He's the most meme-ish of SoundSmith's Small team.
Man; Hey did you see that new Soundsmith video with bearded expense in it?
Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...
Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...
bearded expense by HeccinAngeryCinnabon February 24, 2019
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Bearders Remorse
1.Extreme anguish occurring immediately following the removable of a Beard. Often following the removal, bitter regret and reminiscing of good times yourself and the beard had and questioning the decision is common. This often lasts until 5 O’clock the following day depending upon length, care and quality. Many will question your decision while others will applaud, however only you and your beard know the actuality.
The choice to disband from your beard is often not of your own will, but of someone else’s, this is the worst case. An example of this is where an individual is required to shave his/her beard for a job, and this person experiences Bearders Remorse.
The choice to shave without cause is a tragic one, in that the shaver doesn’t foresee the remorse that is ahead of him until it is upon him and he has Bearders Remorse.
The choice to shave with the anticipation of Beard ers Remorse due to past Beards dose makes the shave easier, and the shaver feels minimal Bearders Remorse.
The choice to shave without cause is a tragic one, in that the shaver doesn’t foresee the remorse that is ahead of him until it is upon him and he has Bearders Remorse.
The choice to shave with the anticipation of Beard ers Remorse due to past Beards dose makes the shave easier, and the shaver feels minimal Bearders Remorse.
Bearders Remorse by snarkyharkyshow August 25, 2011
Beardvember
It is our mission to unify and beautify men through the common objective of obtaining a full beard throughout the month of November.
For one month, we shall let our facial hair grow as it was intended to. It is not a contest, but a celebration of the privilege we have received. A membership to this brotherhood of men is a commitment to excellence in the field of beard growing.
On October 31st, we engage in the sacred Shaveabration ritual. For the month after that, no razors will touch our faces, only our magnificent hairs.
Modern society tries to neuter us with a constant barrage of images of shaved, womanly men. For one month, real men shall band together in defiance of the unnatural social obligation of routine shaving. Some females, brainwashed by anti-male mass media, will tell you they do not like beards. These are not real women. There are only two types of women: women who love men with beards and lesbians. Never succumb to devious female tactics to make you shave. We are here to support you. Our strength lies in our solidarity.
So what can you do to further the cause? Most importantly, wear your beard proudly. Tell all of your friends. Put up posters around your city or campus. Share this site or give it a Digg up. Join the Facebook group. Tell your dad. Tell your sons. Together, we shall overcome beardlessness.
No Shave, No Vember.
Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard. - Leviticus 19:27
For one month, we shall let our facial hair grow as it was intended to. It is not a contest, but a celebration of the privilege we have received. A membership to this brotherhood of men is a commitment to excellence in the field of beard growing.
On October 31st, we engage in the sacred Shaveabration ritual. For the month after that, no razors will touch our faces, only our magnificent hairs.
Modern society tries to neuter us with a constant barrage of images of shaved, womanly men. For one month, real men shall band together in defiance of the unnatural social obligation of routine shaving. Some females, brainwashed by anti-male mass media, will tell you they do not like beards. These are not real women. There are only two types of women: women who love men with beards and lesbians. Never succumb to devious female tactics to make you shave. We are here to support you. Our strength lies in our solidarity.
So what can you do to further the cause? Most importantly, wear your beard proudly. Tell all of your friends. Put up posters around your city or campus. Share this site or give it a Digg up. Join the Facebook group. Tell your dad. Tell your sons. Together, we shall overcome beardlessness.
No Shave, No Vember.
Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard. - Leviticus 19:27
Beardvember by Daniel Kraus December 15, 2008
bearded bagpipes
"She played amazing grace on my bearded bagpipes all night."
"I heard you deflated your bearded bagpipes all over your mom's face."
"Too bad she choked on my bearded bagpipes before I could play her a song."
"I heard you deflated your bearded bagpipes all over your mom's face."
"Too bad she choked on my bearded bagpipes before I could play her a song."
bearded bagpipes by brBling April 18, 2009
bearded clamshell
bearded clamshell by mt1 June 29, 2006
Bearded Clam
Bearded Clam by Dragonlady58 December 10, 2020
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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