Beantown

Horribly outdated nickname for Boston, Massachusetts that no self-respecting Bostonian or New Englander uses. Typically used only by tourists, sportswriters, or television reporters that are new to the area. Name stems from the New England food staple of beans slow-baked in molasses.

Every college kid calls this place Beantown until someone decks them for it.

by Ashley the Penguin November 15, 2003

Jackin' the Beanstalk

When one inserts both testicles into a woman's vagina whilst vigorously jackin' off on her abdomen, hence the name.

Just like Jack and HIS beanstalk, last night I carefully planted my two seeds and was Jackin' the beanstalk all over Mary.

by Very Wise Man February 27, 2011

beautarded

adj. So retarded it's beautiful. Blend of "beautiful" and "retarded". (Not to be confused with craptastic, which has negative connotations.)

(After reading the Adventures of Dr. McNinja)
"That's......that's.....beautarded. I love it."

by RotJ November 5, 2005

beautidul

A beautiful girl/guy who is dull and boring

a person who is beautiful can't hold a conversation and is boring = beautidul

by jay_ September 30, 2007

BEAUTACIOUS

Amazing, wonderful, possessing great quality

This food is beautacious. That outfit is beautacious.

by Monroe70615 November 16, 2006

beantown

Boston, MA..

Beantown, baby!

by Dr. Zinn April 25, 2003

Beaut

An object or person of great beauty, not only on the inside but also the outside.

Jacob is so handsome, smart, and adorable, he's such a beaut!

by davidyourvalentine February 27, 2011