beanie

A sweet/cute animal, i.e. a kitten or a puppy

Look at that kitten, it is so beanie

by Baby Gring May 17, 2006

Beany

a fat head. usually owned by someone called Daniel Jackson-French

beany

by danielbeanhead July 14, 2011

beany beany bang bang

where a group of 4 people or more have group sex whilst laying down in a puddle of baked beans

me and my mates had a beany beany bang bang last night! it was wicked

by classy class July 18, 2006

beanie

1. A stinky bean-like weasel who sucks.

2. A traitor.

3. An emo person.

Can be shortened to "bean".

"Gosh, don't be such a beanie,"

"OH MY GOSH, DON'T GO BEANIE ON ME,"

"Go paint a picture, Beanie."

by Ewbeansplz March 13, 2005

Carhartt beanie

The staple of a lesbian

“I thought she liked me but then she showed up in a carhartt beanie and now I realized she’s after my sister”

by Whose the clown now January 19, 2020

goth beanie

a goth beanie

Tay:" ah darn i need a goth beanie in my life"
Oscar:"#metoo"

by #needmeabeanie January 16, 2023

beanie enlightenment

when you discover where the beanies congregate

first theorised by buddist monks within the shanghai region and later confirmed by a research team lead by Isaac Rizzton, Charles Darrizz and Neil deGrizz Tyson

they found strong correlations between building subjects and the beanie population within the immediate vicinity

for example: physics has a 1:0 building to beanie ratio, however social studies ratio tends to infinity for the latter, limited only by the size of the building

Oscar: "went into the english building for the first time in a year and i think i made a wrong turn cause i ended up at beanie boulevard"
Tay: "i already know" *blows dust off old book and flips to blank page* "beanie enlightenment"
"have you got a pen i can borrow?"
Oscar: "yeman"
Tay:*writes Oscar's name into the ancient scripture*
Oscar: *Ascends*
Tay:"my time has come" *fades away*

by #needmeabeanie January 26, 2023