beamer

A way morons spell bimmer.

"Dude, your uncle's beamer is sweet! I wish I could afford one"
"It's 'bimmer', you fucktard, and you'll never be able to afford one because stupid people are poors."

by billobob August 10, 2006

Beumed

Beumed - to hurt yourself, to lose an argument. Normally used to describe a state of unfortunate happenings to yourself.
Singular is to Beume - To Beume/hurt yourself, or could be used to suggest sexual advances - Should we Beume sex now?
Beuming is also a member of the Beumed family. Beuming is commonly used as a describing word.

You just got Beumed bitten by that rabid dog.
Im going to Beume hurt you!
That show was Beuming cool aye!

by Camdogg July 5, 2006

beamesderfer

When you take a shit so big that it makes your dick hard.

Man I went to taco bell last night and boy it gave me a beamesderfer.

by dusty 20 July 17, 2018

beaked

A reference to drug-usage where snorting is the method of delivery, especially cocaine.

"Gary's acting like a prick." "Yeah, he's beaked." "Ah, that would explain why the bathroom mirror's missing!"

by Mirv August 17, 2007

Granny beaded

A neck looking like it has a beaded necklace from the toil and sweat of working hard.

All of them workers have got granny beaded necks and muddy jeans from working out on the farm all day long.

by Mannypies August 17, 2009

todd beamer high school

A school that’s half rich white kids that try and act hard because they’re parents by them Jordan’s and iPhones and Ghetto bitches who say “fuck school” and eat hot Cheetos in the bathroom

“You go to Todd Beamer? Damn that schools wack as fuck” Todd Beamer High School is a place for annoying and rude teenagers.

by Suck a toe January 7, 2019

Beaked

To freak out at someone using hurtful words, insults and harsh words.

Wow, you just beaked her out hardcore.

by primeguurl June 3, 2009