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Boughtonesque

1. A total lack of logic and common sense.
2. Absolutely ridiculous to the point it makes you just go 'REALLY?!?!'
3. Suffering from crazy, bipolar mood swings.
4. Batshit crazy.
That idea wasn't only stupid, it was extremely boughtonesque.
by Homeslicer September 30, 2009
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Braughton

Braughton - used to describe the worst construction or remodeling job by a truely underqualified general contractor. Can also be used to generally decribe getting lied too, cheated, or ripped off by your general contractor.
Dude 1: I am so dissapointed in the qual;lity of my home remodel, I think the contractor doesnt know what he's doing
Dude 2: Jason Braughton with Braughton Construction, Inc is the worst general contractor on earth
Dude 1: Yeah Jason Braughton and Rick Bowyer are epic failiures

Dude 2: You know he doesnt even pay his subcontractors.
Dude 1: This is so Braughton!!!
by Jack Duvales December 17, 2010
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bought

adjective describing something or someone as extremely desirable or "bad ass"
1. When looking at your friend's new big screen HDTV, you would say "Damn, that shit is bought!"
2. When seeing an exceptionally good-looking woman walk by, you would say "Damn, that bitch is bought!"
by JaredS February 16, 2008
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Baughan

It has been said that a being with the ancient archaic name.... Baughan will live among others with dicks 100000000 times smaller than his. This is a man not to be fucked with, it is said his wiener is so big that when erect it can act as a spacebridge between earth and ur(mothers)anus.

Baughans are definitely the most hardest people you will ever meet in your life.
Man: Its a car!

Man 2: It's a plane!

Man 3: Holy fuck.... it's a Baughan! Everybody run!!!

Woman:....... My OVARIES!!!!!
by Dratharion February 25, 2013
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bought out

The act of physically destroying a small business by breaking things and throwing things around causing a giant mess, which will allow larger companies (IBM) and people(Bill Gates) to overthrough and prevent competition from arising.
by MinDPhuK April 5, 2003
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As a Vietnam era fighter pilot, I have heard and used the expression “bought the farm” many times. To my understanding, it is not meant to be taken literally, as in paying off a mortgage. Instead, it is meant in jest, a little bit of black humor poking fun at the constant risk of being killed in an airplane crash.

"Bought” is used as follows: After breaking an expensive vase in a china shop, the proprietor says, “I am sorry sir, but I’m afraid you just bought it.” Bought or buy means doing something that has quick, negative, and irreversible consequences, in this case being killed.

I have heard three variations on “the farm.” First is a piece of land, a very small piece of land, used for raising daisies. This, of course, means a grave plot. The second is a piece of land where you are planted (buried) rather than a crop, again referring to a grave. The third variation, and my personal preference, is a piece of land where you plant yourself - usually at the bottom of the smoking hole made when your airplane crashed.

For people in harms way, the Grim Reaper is often a too frequent visitor. If “he” is taken too seriously, it may interfere with one’s duty. To reduce this problem, combatants since ancient armies first marched have found ways to make light of and mock “Old Scratch” and “the skinny guy with the scythe.”
Meaning of the expression, “Bought the farm.”

Steve was doing ACM practice and had a mid-air. Unfortunately, he bought the farm.
by rlltrash August 2, 2010
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and then we went to the book store and bought some books...

A phrase added at the end of a meaningless story that has no true end. Often used on the fly when telling a story and the listeners start to loose interest.

It does not make the story more interesting or worthwhile, just provides a suitable ending point...
I was running yesterday and I saw this dog in the park and he had this really big head. Then I stoped at Quicky Mart and has a giant coke. I saw Bob and he told me about the concert next weekend so we went and got tickets. Later that girl from the gym called to tell me i left my watch at the counter, so I ran by and picked it up... and then we went to the book store and bought some books...
by Red Dog Leader May 14, 2010
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