bainton

when your homie has plans with you but instead ditches you for his woman

"i was gonna chill with rog last night but he pulled a bainton on me"

by nick December 27, 2002

Emma Barton

An actress best known as Honey in BBC soap opera Eastenders.

Ed: That Emma Barton who plays Honey in eastenders is quite cute isn't she?
Jon: Not arf

by legless July 23, 2006

Ruby barton

Ruby barton, is the most amazingly beautiful, gorgeous, perfect, smart and funny girl in the universe. When she giggles its like an angel singing, and her killer smile melts my cold heart. She is loving, affectionate and her kissing and licking of your face will always crack a smile. I am lucky to have her as a girlfriend.

guy 1- hey is that Ruby barton?
guys 2, 3, 4--- daaaammmmnnnnn

by Gregory Dexter morgan House July 15, 2010

Clara barton

To take a massive explosive poop at the end of a big day of non stop eating. Named after having to stop at the last stop of the new Jersey turnpike (actually named the Clara barton rest stop) to take a massive violent crap.

After eating all of that fast food, I really have to Clara barton before we go!

by Bowl Nidre February 26, 2018

mischa barton

one of the hottest chicks i've ever seen on television!
she's sooo cute

known from o.c. california as marissa
basic instinct
...

i'd love mischa to suck my d1.ck

by wallawalla March 3, 2005

Baritone

Male voice part higher than the bass and lower than the tenor. For many years thought to derive from "Baron of Tone", that being a good and nobel thing. Later historical investigation concludes that the true derivation is from "Barren of Tone" circa 1937 Society for the Preservation and Encouragement of Barbershop Quartet Singing in America (That's right, SPEBQSA) notes that those compelled to sing the "Baritone Line" are strangely attracted to do so by the absence of melodic interest and frequent awkward intervals.

1937 Audience member 1 - Did you hear that guy on the end standing next to the bass?

Audience member 2 - Oh yeah, what was that guy trying to do?

Audience member 1 - Maybe he's the baritone?

Audience member 2 - Don't know, but he was certainly barren of tone!

by Tony Lerus February 23, 2010

Baritone

Medium-sized brass instrument, mainly recognizable by the fact that it is NOT an euphonium. The baritone is its smaller brother - and naming it as such is astonishingly silly, as the baritone sounds like a digimon on acid if played to high. Some brittish people are known to make them sound decent, though. May or may not have four valves.

Indecent man: "Say, good sir, is that a baritone i spot under your arm?

You: "NO IT'S NOT IT'S A BLOODY EUPHONIUM F**K U"

or

The baritone was mounted on top of a pyramid of several baritones when, suddenly, an euphonium entered from above, for it would smite them to the ground and grow lillies from their valves.

by Cap Alone January 12, 2011