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Barlow

Unlike the other definitions on here, Barlow actually happens to be the best last name ever.

If Barlow is your last name, it tends to be a good substitute for a first name if yours is as bland as mine (or you just happen to go by your last name).
1. My last name is Barlow, it's awesome.

2. Hey Barlow, what's up?
by Mike Barlow March 15, 2008
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Joel Barlow High School

Situated in Redding, CT this high school is made up of the Easton and Redding kids, because both towns are basically too small to have their own place. School spirit is at an all time low, and doesn’t seem like we’ll start yelling ‘Barlow’s got the Power’ with our disliked cheerleaders until our athletics shape up and everyone come down from their high or sobers up a little bit. If you ask a Barlow kid what they listen to, most likely they will either say Dave Matthews Band or, if they think they are scene, From First to Last or Bleed the Dream.

The school has this wonderful tendency to be really weird. The walls for instance, are pink splattered paint that is sometimes known as “pig vomit paint”. Also, if you are looking for the record holder of pulled fire alarms in one year, you may want to check out Barlow. Those who were in the school in 2004-2005 will remember the ‘mercury spill’ when the whole school was denied lunch because someone spilt a little mercury on the floor near the cafeteria.
Joel Barlow High School kid 1: oh my god, I'm so high right now, the stuff on the walls are moving!

Kid 2: dude, I'm not high, but I think they might be....
by jbhs08! September 1, 2008
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Barlow

A word used to describe anything negative.
Ugly, stupid, annoying, creepy.
Urgh, I can't believe he said that, that's totally Barlow of him.

His face was so Barlow.

I met this Barlow guy last night, he tried to touch me. Stupid Barlow.
by Rawrr101 May 20, 2008
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Finn Balor

The act of having sex with the partner of your choice, but after you finish you climb on a nearby table or an object similar to one and jump off, landing on your partner while your body is in a verticals position, pushing your feet into your partner's chest.
"I was enjoying some great sex last night up until he pulled a Finn Balor".
by DjGengar January 14, 2017
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Baylor

Baylor Thomas:

1. a loyal friend and companion
2. he's a sweet heart to the ones he loves
3. nice to almost everyone
4. a trustwothy friend
5. he's the best ever
6. sometimes shy
7. always a hardworker
8. never gives up on what he loves
9. will text you when you text him if he knows you
10. isn't a baby but can get jealous
1: hes such a baylor

2: i wish i was dating a baylor
by nenecookies December 4, 2013
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Baylored

1) The act of sneaking up behind someone without their knowledge at all. The person then scares the hell out of you merely by their presence.

2) The act of annoying people coming and looking at your computer screen after you repeatedly tell them not to.
(1) Shane and Matt get in their car to go to Scott's.....

as they arrive

Matt: "BAYLOR!!!! When the Hell did you get here?"

Shane runs scared

(2) Alex: "Baylor, how did you find that website?"
Baylor: "Uhh, I snuck up behind you and looked at your screen."
Alex: "Eff I've been Baylored"
by WPDNF 2 January 21, 2008
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Tom Barlow

Hottest person alive. David Beckham-like soccer player. Washboard abs only a sexy boy could have. Hot. SEXY. only the finest from the Lou (STL)
Oooo Tom Barlow is dtf
by Palundrum April 9, 2011
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