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barbechris

to have barbecue sauce poured all over you while you're banging some bitch.

to get a blow job with bacon and barbecue sauce on your weiner

to motorboat a girl with barbecue sauce
Dude, Katie and I barbechrised last night. She was so sticky afterwards.
by i.have.boobies September 13, 2011
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barbequetard

A derogatory term for someone who can’t stop barbecuing everything they can imagine putting on the BBQ grill.
That barbequetard next door has been grilling everything he can get his greasy hands on for the last 72 hours and I find it odd that his endlessly yappy little dogs are no longer barking!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021
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Vegetarian Barbecue

Smoking weed with friends. Smoke is produced much like at a BBQ but there is no meat, only tree, thus it is a vegetarian BBQ.
"Ay lets go have a vegetarian barbecue bring that weed"
by RJ_J February 18, 2014
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Nude barber

Ud nude Barber @miyagi omnia regit

I for one prefer erotic barbershop as opposed to thug hunters because thug hunters lacks the authenticity whereas erotic barbershop is actually a bunch of thugs just having fun - it’s like what you’d do with your homies if there was no societal boundaries that would label you as “gay”. Of course, if you did what they’re doing, yes, it would be gay, but something is off about this. Something isn’t gay about this. They’re just a bunch of dudes giving fire ass fades and sucking each other off. Sometimes a handjob after the haircut. Good lord can you imagine how nice it would be to get sucked off by your barber right after he lines you up.

See, thug hunters lacks authenticity. Yes yes, we have classics like Sean Xavier, and while epic, they’re too funny — they’re too much of an act, and quite frankly, it just lacks the genuine part that is erotic barbershop. They don’t need lines, scripts, or pretending not to like it. The fellas actually enjoy the time they spend together in the shop getting their cut
by Sol omnia regit March 14, 2022
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Barber's Pole

The result of a sexual liaison with a menstruating woman.
"I finally got down & dirty with that Janet, but she'd got the painters in. Didn't much care at the time, but my dick looked like a goddam Barber's Pole when it was over"
by Bluetyphoon August 6, 2004
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white sauce barbecue

White sauce barbecue is a perversion of dining peculiar to Alabama; lower than even the vinegar-based sauce of North Carolina. It uses a mayonnaise base.
Heidi broke up with Clarence after she discovered that he used white sauce barbecue,
by Cranberry Bob July 2, 2020
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Barbod

A Persian name. A really pessimist, intelligent man. Hardworking and talented. Very kind and generous. A true lover. Always wants to make others happy and help them. Immoderately ambitious.
I met Barbod in the park last night.
by BTGZ August 16, 2018
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