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italian banker

A sexual position mentioned in the TV show Dirty Sexy Money.
by Titalicious October 26, 2007
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Investment Banker

Total baller. Probably graduated ivy league, makes six figures straight out of college and balls hard in NYC.

Often us bankers dislike poor people and other unprestigious things like equities in dallas
Yo dude, we can't go in that bar it's full of investment bankers and we only make $140k a year, dude we will get put to shame.
by The_Rainmaker January 10, 2010
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cardboard banker

anyone who holds up lines everywhere they go as they pump most of there earnings into scratchoff tickets.
'Hey look kids, the cashier has been here all along. The holdup is being caused by the witless cardboard banker who is covered in ticket shavings.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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Gangster Banker

One of the owners, participators, enablers, or supporters of the Federal Reserve who appear to merely be rich bankers unconstitutionally controlling our money supply, but are actually gangsters who've fooled the American people into believing that an unconstitutional income tax is necessary for the survival of the nation, while in truth the entire sum of the money collected goes directly into their pockets.
Ben Bernanke is an evil gangster banker.
by TCT March 28, 2008
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knee cap banker

An unscrupulous individual who loans money at high interest and will inflict bodily harm when payment is short or not forthcoming upon request.
Tommy owed the mob $1500 and was short $300 on payday. The Knee Cap Banker collected the cash and now Tommy is on crutches and owes $600 (principal + interest).
by TheLadfromTrinidad April 28, 2014
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Italian banker

The sexual act of stuffing a woman's vagina with cooked spaghetti. There is also the reverse Italian banker where the spaghetti is removed from the "safe" and eaten.
After a romantic Italian dinner, Jason and Kate took the leftovers home and played Italian banker all night long.
by Bob Dobolina October 27, 2007
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yorkshire banker

"He hits grannies for fun!"
"what a yorkshire banker!"
by Swirlypepper September 20, 2006
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