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Dad Band

A collection of middle aged to older guys with day jobs, putting on Hawaiian or Flame shirts and playing classic rock at the corner bar on Friday night. Bands that play Dad Rock, usually badly.
Greasy Bob's Bar and Grill features pull tabs, Karaoke on Wednesdays and Thursdays, and Dad Bands on Weekends; one and a half stars.
by GuitarCD October 16, 2017
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alter marching band

by stonefur February 27, 2017
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Band Camp

1.) The week of torture that makes band kids cry and still enjoy themselves
2.) Where band geeks go to socialize, practice their instruments, practice their drill charts, have severe dehydration, and somewhat improve their marching
I can't wait to go to band camp and go hours without a drink break and dehydrate!!
by everybandkidever August 7, 2015
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band geek

Used here as a verb.

1. When you lay in a three-pointed star (three people) on the floor of the band room in the dark composing music
2. When the members of your particular instrument stick to each other like glue (and the teacher thinks you all are attached by a string).
3. When you find yourself loudly humming your music as you walk down the hallway to another class.
4. When you end up teaching little 6 month old babies to play their first scale.
5. When you memorize your music and talk about how cool a piece of music is to anyone who's willing to listen.
6. When you miss band class and actually look forward to it as the highlight of your day.
7. When you witness the above actions in every day life and no longer think that its weird.

See also: band nerd and band dork
Band Geek: (moves the hands of the 6 month baby) Bb, C, D, Eb, F, G, A, Bb! There! You just play your very first scale!
Baby: (cries)
Other Band Geeks: (nod approvingly)
by Trombonista4LifeTimes3 June 11, 2006
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Marching Band

1. A cult of the top students in the school, playing as one, moving as one, becoming one.

2. The greatest thing I've ever experienced.
Marching kids hate MB during practice, love MB during competitions, and miss MB when its over.
by Naked Ken March 14, 2004
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rubber band man

"I'm the Rubber Band Man. It's basically about being back in the Trap, like when we start our day, we might have two, three, rubber bands on our wrist. According to how much dope we had to sell. By the end of the day, if we sold all our dope we don't have any more rubber bands around our wrists cause they wrapped around money. So the Rubber Band Man is just my little way of holding on to that lifestyle just a little bit. I ain't selling no more dope, but I'm still wrapping rubber bands around money." - from a whudat interview with T.I.
But why the rubber band?
It representin the struggle man.
- Rubber Band Man, T.I.
by dazzledlucky September 20, 2005
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baked bads

Muffins, or other bakery, created from the following ingredients: potato chips, soda, lemon juice, and worms. More generally, a terrible food concoction that makes you sick. Comes from the episode "Applebuck Season" of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Nurse: It was a mishap with some of the baked goods.
Pinkie Pie: No, not baked goods, baked bads.
by grueislurking May 5, 2011
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