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low bandwidth

Slang term for people who are stupid, slow or in some way mentally retarded.
The hosts of Unreliable Sources are low bandwidth rednecks.
by UnreliableSources December 16, 2008
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you bandwidth

Conversation between computer geeks interrupted by an interjection by a man from Hong Kong prompted one individual to proclaim "Yeah, yeah bandwidth." The foreign man interpreted this as "you bandwidth", and now it is used in place of any form of expletive or other undesireable word that one wishes. The two words are spoken like they are one.
"Dude, you just you bandwidthed all over my shoes!"

"I would appreciate it if you and your girlfriend didn't you bandwith on my bed when I'm not in the room."
by fhqwhgads September 27, 2004
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fell off the bandwidth

When you place a call on your cell phone and you get the annoying recording saying that "the person you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time, please try your call again later" and then the phone disconnects. Millions of morons are twittering, twattering, texting, sexting, calling, watching videos and otherwise tying up valuable bandwidth so your most important call can't go through.
Dude one- Damn I am trying to reach my babe and all I keep getting is this stupid recording saying to try the call again later.
Dude two- Sounds like you fell off the bandwidth, man.
by superaynumerouno December 23, 2009
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One man bandwidth

When your internet can only support one solitary device.
Barnabus got really angry because he couldn’t connect multiple devices to Blues shitty one man bandwidth internet.
by Realmack August 1, 2018
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trappin out the bandwith

Trappin out the bandwith means to illegally download music from illegitimate websites. This usually comes about by not wanting to pay for albums, streaming services or online vendors. Thus you use your internet to download music.
"Drakes new album came out but i only fuck with 3 songs so im going to be trappin out the bandwith this weekend and listen to it in the car"
by Officialcandid May 27, 2016
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bandwich

A sandwich of an inferior quality given to musicians - members of the band - entertaining guests of your boring event.
After I've been playing for over two hours at that middle age crisis wedding, they gave me one stale bandwich to eat and some half-and-half as a drink.
by ryzhyk March 11, 2018
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Bandwitch

A person who hogs all the bandwidth of an internet connection or who has a very good connection. Also used as a curse in online games.
Arrrgh... headshot again? you damn bandwitch!
by LPB2000 January 22, 2010
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