bananarimmed

When the taste of a bottled drink is ruined by inserting the peeled portion of a banana into the bottle through the bottleneck, thereby coating the inner lining of the bottle opening with a thin layer of banana

*Freddie takes a swig from his bottle of diet coke*

Freddie: Ewwwww *pulls a disgusted face*
Frank: You got bananarimmed while you were in the bathroom, breh.

by soyasauce April 25, 2010

banner blindness

When Champion, a small child desperately seeking attention and validation from older, respected people is brushed aside. They seek to curry favour but most often fail miserably. Usually through the making up of outlandish lies. Also known as a chronic bedwetter.

Chedburn: I think I have banner blindness to you Champion
Champion: wtf does that even mean
Chedburn: My brain skips past everything you say heh

by Ali [torn] April 2, 2017

Banner

(n) a person who is a complete badass, he is a person who is a tank of an athlete and is most likely a stackhouse, not to mention his 8” dong

Wow, I wish I was like Banner, he gets so many girls

by RickySimms November 28, 2018

banane

a. Usually refers to a person who is acting contemptibly naive or arrogant, aka a jerk

Derived from banana, slang for the male genital. Essentially a more modern usage of dickhead or prick, but as a derogatory adjective.

Pronounced buh.nAEn

Girl 1: Tim's been banane shit lately. He saw me at the mall yesterday when he was hanging out with his friends, but looked away as if he doesn't even know me.
Girl 2: Hmmm.. He's still cute as ever though.
Girl 1: Go to hell!!

by Masci April 14, 2008

star spangled banner

Quite simply, it's the national anthem of the United States of America. It was written by Francis Scott Key during the bombardment of Fort McHenry in the War of 1812. The melody was taken from a British pub song and new lyrics were added. The song is EXTREMELY difficult to sing, and even though many famous people have sung it at sporting events, VERY few have ever got it right.

I was watching the 2004 Summer Olympics on TV. They were being broadcast (taped) from Greece. The U.S. womens soccer team had won the Gold medal in the game finals. When they received their medals in a ceremony most of them joined in a vocal rendition of the star spangled banner . It was the most wretched, lousy and downright godawful version of that anthem I ever heard in my life, and I've heard plenty of horrible renditions. This was the famous 15 minutes for the ladies, since the networks, the press (and the general public pretty much too) don't really give a rat's ass about womens sports, let alone soccer as much as they do about football, baseball and basketball - especially as played by men. A moment of national pride for the U.S.A., forgotten in a flash. And so it goes.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 24, 2007

Bannertastic

To be as awesome as one possibly can be. The most awesome things in the world are said to be bannertastic.

Guy 1: Have you seen that new movie?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, it was totally bannertastic. Best movie I've ever seen.

by The_Man_of_Soul May 11, 2011

banner ads

An ingenious method of effective, targeted, advertising, seen on many proffessional or "major" websites. Much more effective than Pop-ups or Pop-unders.

Guy1:Man, I can't afford these server bills.
Guy2:How about adding a banner ad from a reputable site? They will pay you some money to ease those bills.
Guy1:Well, I read urbandictionary.com, and after reading karri0n's definition, I suppose they really aren't so evil after all. Good idea, thanks.

by karri0n October 17, 2003