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Hammerstein Ballroomed

A profound state of drunkenness well beyond just being hammered. Derived from (but with no meaningful relation to) the Hammerstein Ballroom theater in Mahattan.
I'm Hammerstein Ballroomed.
by factorj March 9, 2011
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floating the bullfrog

floating the bullfrog - the ever soothing act of your buoyant balls afloat a body of water.

History...just a funny saying that I heard once about 30 years ago and never again since..unless said by me. Just funny imagery I guess.
-My me-time is often spent floating the bullfrog in the bathtub.

- Vacationing on the lake and floating the bullfrog brings back fond memories
by Bungee Minor July 6, 2017
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A weird saying that your southern relative said to you once. People speculate is has the same kind of meaning as: maybe is a strong word, maybe if the starving children had food they wouldn’t starve. But it seems to be said all country-like and it’s strange now.
Relative: Maybe If A Bullfrog Had Wings It Wouldn’t Hit Its Butt When It Jumped.
You: (Visible confusion)
Relative: maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped
You: Wtf
Relative: MAYB-
You: STOP
Relative: maybe is a strong word
by Dedatedwam February 26, 2021
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counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.
<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!
by Kenny November 29, 2002
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Ballroom Booger

Any blob found stuck to your shoe (usualy a piece of electrical tape) after loading out a convention ballroom event or concert.
Matt: "After that loadout I had a ton of Ballroom Boogers stuck to my shoe!!!"
Andrew: "Me to I was glued to the floor and had to leave my shoes stuck there!!"
by Matthew Walker May 13, 2006
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Mexican Bullfrog

a sexual act where you are on top of the girl whilst she is in a "frog" position. she jumps around on the floor and you have to see how long you can stay on for.
alex: Hey steve, get ash and jake over here, I totally mexican bullfrogged my girlfriend lastnight lasted about 50 seconds!
by ash steve jake alex March 5, 2011
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Bullfrogging

A type of kiss where Person A covers the Person B's mouth with their own, and Person B blows into their mouth. If you do it enough, you'll feel a sensation like being high.
John was up all night bullfrogging with his girlfriend, so he slept through his exams.
by GoddessFreya December 12, 2009
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