baeff

A portmanteau of bae and bff, denoting a superlative uberfriendship.

Stephanie is my baeff. She's v kewpie.

by dqtslc February 20, 2015

baffled

When someone has confused you. Combination of the two words (con)fused and (baffled).

Man, you just conbaffled me.

by Codecold January 20, 2008

baffon

An underachiever. Similar to a buffoon, except considered a worse insult.

Rajeev is such a baffon for not wanting to get a good grade on his SciFi essay.

by TypoMaster October 29, 2009

raffle baffle

To enthusiastically have sex with. Especially used for someone you would very much like to have sex with, but have not done so yet.

I would undoubtedly give her the ol' raffle baffle.

by Wilkerson December 9, 2003

Baffled

To be hit with wiffle bats

Scientists were baffled over the outcome of recent cancer research.

by Bigginsworth December 18, 2012

bafflegab

Meaningless answer to a question

I asked her to tell the truth and say you love me, and all I got was "bafflegab"

by vic schioppo September 17, 2003

baffoon

An obnoxious or oafish person.

Baffoon: I got tah snake, mang!

by Baron Wellington May 14, 2007