baludinaut

When a man holds a fart in for such an extended amount of time that the gas is actually expulsed from one's dick, often causing a quick and painful death.

Guy 1: "Dude, where's Guy 2?"

Guy 3: "I think he went to that chick's house"

Guy 4: "DUDE! Didn't you hear?? He held it in too long and had a severe baludinaut. He's hella dead"

Guy 1: "....he should've just farted

by Ltsmashroks January 12, 2009

baldis birthday

baldis birthday is on 4/04/18

baldi is from badli basics

guys its baldis birthday

by Chungy boy April 3, 2019

balding

The process of losing hair due to stress or competitiveness.

Joe is balding, I think it is because he is highly stressed.

by WJENFFNG August 14, 2017

belly balding

Usually completed by a large group of girls, it is when a person rubs anothers belly until they fall into a deep slumber. It is popular in many rural areas as well as european countries.

Pheobs: just keep belly balding im almost in a slumber state

Allie: alright here comes hyper-speed

Pheobs: ZZZZZzzzzz......

Mer: Nice job shes hybernating

by Big Moke May 11, 2008

baldicus

1) Any bald person (usually male) who shines their hairless dome.

2) A bald person who has gained the loathings of the masses.

1) I swear, I saw my reflection on Baldicus' shiny dome!

2) Tonight is Dictator Baldicus' trial.

by Alex D. da bom January 17, 2007

Balldickulous

Adj. - Extremely good. Can also be used to mean extremely bad, in a sarcastic sense.

Primary, positive meaning: This soup is balldickulous!

Secondary, sarcastic meaning: This speeding ticket is completely balldickulous.

by DonkeyShines August 5, 2010

Baldi the math teacher

A teacher that gets more angry every time you get a problem wrong.

Help!Baldi the math teacher is chasing me!

by 62505 June 13, 2018