Nutella bagel

Used to describe odd kids.

Omg you know that girl rebecca, well she’s a Nutella bagel

by Just a cool person January 25, 2019

grammar and bagels

1. Reference to an unknown incident that seems to have scarred the lives of all involved.
2. A vulgar blasphemy.

Amanda was fearless in most cases, but just the mention of the phrase "grammar and bagels" was enough to make her break into a cold sweat.

by Laura Meade January 6, 2008

Hillbilly Bagel

A Krispy Kreme doughnut. Not a KK style doughnut, but an actual risen, fried, and run through a shower of sugar doughnut right off the production line at an authorized Krispy Kreme shop. No other will do. Originated in Winston-Salem, NC at the foot of the Appalachian mountains. Hence the name: hillbilly bagel.

Let’s do get a dunkin donut! No way, I need a hillbilly bagel from Krispy Kreme. My teeth may have already fallen out, but I’ve still got my sweet tooth firmly in place.

by smalljones August 23, 2020

Bagelhead(s)

A term used by Jews to refer to each other. (Like nigger but not for black people).

Stan: Hey bagelhead, you're my bro, Jon!

Eugene: Dude! Let's bagelhead it up!

Jews: Man! We're such Bagelhead(s)!

by NinjaTRex February 26, 2011

t baged

When someone has plopped their testicles on another person's face.

Steve t baged Ted because he was passed out drunk.

by GoldenEagle August 27, 2006

Bagception

When someone has something inside "multiple bag levels", like a bag inside a wallet inside a purse inside a backpack. It's usually very frustrating for everyone.

Mick: Drop me some dough?

Mike: A'ight.

(Opens backpack, finds bag, opens bag, finds wallet, opens wallet, finds money)

Mick: Yo, it's like bagception up in here!

by FoodEater62 October 2, 2011

Bagbean

A creature that looks vaguely like a walking penis
there is an ARPG based on this species and they were created by Griffsnuff on deviantart
they are adorable and are in high demand, but the community built around the ARPG tends to be pretty toxic, however there is the odd miracle of finding someone or a group of people you can get along with

man look at that bagbean its so OP, I bet a mod owns it

by orangepeachpineapplejuice May 28, 2018