Archbishop of Banterbury

When a friend or member of your group cracks jokes like they are a comedic god. They have good bants and think they are they are worthy of the title

Alright lad, who named you the Archbishop of Banterbury.

by Smiffy-Sniff May 16, 2018

Badger the Witness

v.
1. (In legal proceedings) the act of a cross examining lawyer being harrassing or combative towards a witness.
2. (slang) male masturbation

1. Objection sustained, do not badger the witness.
2. Since I didn't get lucky at the bar, I badgered the witness when i got home.

by Arronos del Pavronos April 2, 2006

Badger

Someone who is overly prepared or overly keen for something. (Opposite of baller) For example, when camping, someone with too all the hiking gear. Another example is a middle aged cyclist with head to toe Lycra and hi-vis eyebrows.

Harry: Have you seen James maths set, he’s got a protractor, a compass and a really fancy calculator.
Benji: What a badger!

by Banter Clause December 23, 2018

Honey badger mode

When you reach the point of not giving a fuck. Usually this can be caused by multiple intakes of drugs, steady increase of disappointment, desperation, and/or frustration. Also this can also be defined as beast mode, basically meaning you are in the zone or performing at a level beyond the skill of normal men.

Honey badger mode is:

1. The guy who takes whatever is left after he has been shut down by all the cute girls at the club

2. The guy who runs over 5 players to get into the end zone.

3. Someone who talks a whole lotta shit in a place where they have 0% chance of winning, and live to tell about it.

by Cruncherific December 7, 2011

Badger Spotting

Frequenting parks, commons or other public grounds at night for the explicit purpose of picking-up homosexual men in order to have sex with them.

The conservative MP from Dorset was found badger spotting in Clapham Common last week. I guess his wife wasn’t aware of his affinity for nature.

by t pot October 6, 2009

square badger

A rent-a-cop, a security guard. From the square shape of their badges to differentiate them from real cops.

I was chillin in the condo's pool with some honeys and a sixer when the f$%#'in square badger came and gave us shit.

by jakv5 January 9, 2005

cake badger

A person with abnormally large front teeth that occasionally enjoys chewing asshole.

"Did you see how Kim was walking? Kanye must be the ultimate Cake Badger"

by ARCWhite May 8, 2014