Baconator

When a young lady has sexual relations "doggy style" with a far guy and his belly rubs against her tramp stamp creating a porky smell

That girl loves baconators

by Cultleader333 December 4, 2023

Baconbator

The act of wrapping strips of bacon around your penis, then using the bacon grease as lube to masturbate.

After Ronald McDonald got done eating his Baconator, he gave himself a Baconbator

by tiddly dinkler July 17, 2024

maple baconator

To cover yourself in maple syrup and then sticking bacon to the syrup in an attempt to attract a Canadian sex partner

I might try the maple baconator tonight, I could really go a snow Mexican ey

by Oww my meniscus December 18, 2016

Canadian Baconator

You go back in time, make bacon with your mom while your pecker is covered in maple syrup, so you become your own father.

Friend: Hey John, what does your dad look like?
You: Well you know I love me a good Canadian Baconator. *you show him a selfie*

by PrivateClubbyMcWankfist November 23, 2023

Ballantyne backscratcher

When a supervisor fingers a male workers arsehole against their will when no one is around.

John gave Ian the old Ballantyne backscratcher!

by Roy Crandle August 26, 2025

Sausage footlong baconator

The very rare occasion that a fat hog is crossing the road and you just so happen to be riding a motorcycle. You would have to yell “sausage footlong baconator” right before you complete strike and brutally murder the hog

“Sausage footlong baconator”
🐖💀

by Lukard_oh November 6, 2025