Backseat legend

A person who is known for sucking a object shaped like a hot dog in the backseat of a vehicle

Oh look at Emily! She’s a backseat legend

by Huge Jazzz October 17, 2021

backseat driving

A person who sits in the backseat of someone's car and gives them directions where they should go though the driver already knows where to go and the person in the backseat opinions on where they should go doesn't matter.

Hey man let's go to Mcdonald's no wait let's go to Taco Bell...then my house

Shut up man stop backseat driving me I already know where I am going to go.

by Rustybeartrap May 23, 2011

backsplash

n. That refreshing little spash of toilet water that hits you right on the hole after you've plopped a turd just right. Mmmm, mountain fresh.....

When you've got the 'roids, a nice backsplash is so soothing!

by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 13, 2004

backspacer

When IMing with someone, you notice in the status bar that the person is typing, but after a minute only replies with LOL! This may be done because the typer starts a thought but doesn't want to get into it.

me: ...Minas Tirith is the castle at Gondor
drew: *yawn hehe
me: wha!?
drew...after typing for 2 full minutes: lol
me: Backspacer!
drew: bah!

by tommykat December 29, 2005

Backseat DJ

The bitch in the back seat on a road trip that will not shut the fuck up about what is on the radio but also thinks dance music is required to play no matter what the occasion or where you are going.

backseat DJ: "i wanna shake my booty!!!!"
driver: "shut the fuck up, it's 5a.m. and we are going to the airport."

by John Wesley February 12, 2008

Backseat Browser

Someone who stands behind you looking over your shoulder while you're surfing the web and annoyingly suggests and dictates to you where you should click and visit next.

Sarah is checking her ebay auctions online...

Barry: "Sarah why don't you go to urban dictionary and add a new definition - for Backseat Browser"

Sarah: "No why don't you when I'm done"

by ronnie_space May 28, 2009

Backsplash protection

When one is on their way to excrete the devil from their bowels, you place a thin sheet of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl giving you backsplash protection

"I just dropped the motherlode in that toilet."

"I bet your ass got drowned in backsplash."

"Nah i used backsplash protection."

by xTimmins September 2, 2013