Shake a burrito

To take a crap with the consistency similar to that of a burrito or as a result of eating burritos.

"That day began like most others for Achim. He got up to shake a burrito, spanked his monkey, and left for work..."

by "I don't know" May 31, 2009

Peanut butter burrito

The act of having anal sex while uncircumcised, the foreskin fills with human feces.

When Ryan pulled his penis out of Kaycee's butt,he suddenly realized she had given him a peanut butter burrito.

by Ryanmarino24 October 9, 2018

Schrödinger's burrito

The burrito changes which side is scalding hot or still frozen based on which side you bite first.

When I bit into the burrito it was scalding hot, but when I finished the burrito it was still frozen. This happens every time no matter what side you bite into with Schrödinger's burrito.

by Master Chank April 14, 2020

burriko

A burriko is a female who puts on a false front to attract men and who is rude or unfriendly to other females. The term is short for "kawaiko burriko" or "pretentious cutie". The term does not mean girls who dress younger than they are or "loli"- however, a female who dresses that way to attract men would fit in the burriko category.

Keep away from him, burriko!

by Your_____Mom June 23, 2010

Butt burrito

when you use someone's butt cheeks as a tortilla and fill in their ass crack with burrito fillings--pinto beans, shredded chicken, salsa, sour cream, and perhaps a special sauce from their anus-- and then eat it.

Timothy was upset that Tina's butt burrito didn't have sour cream in it, but he ate it out of her ass crack any way.

by chimericfalcon September 2, 2010

burritosplosion

The result of a microwaved burrito when the seam bursts at one or both ends, usually producing a hot beany mess.

My microwave fell victim to a burritosplosion, so I had to spend an hour cleaning the beans and cheese out of it.

by poizon_elff February 20, 2010

Ski burrito

The emergency sled the ski patrol uses to drag your wounded body back down the mountain. It gets its name because of its yellow emergency coloring and the fact that the ski patrol wraps the wounded person up.

Dang, Sarah fell took a dive and can't get back on her skis. We're going to have to bring her down in a ski burrito.

by Diva ~D~light January 10, 2009