burpsnart

A burp, followed quickly by a sneeze and then a fart.

Adam: Hang on, I'm sorry honey, don't move, don't move. Oh my god, I'm going to... *burp*-*sneeze*-*fart* Hahaha, I did it! I burpsnarted! Yes!

by OhHeyBro November 2, 2013

Burpsnarted

When a person Burps, sneezes, then farts one right after the other.

When a person Burps, sneezes, then farts one right after the other. After a long night of partying the college student Burpsnarted in front of his friends.

by Kingsfan1 March 13, 2014

burns my ass

burns my ass to be highly annoyed or pissed off

my neighbor turning his dogs loose in my yard to shit really burns my ass

by blueskypanda June 23, 2020

drunk bumps

1. (n) The tiny orange-and-red speed bumps that line the edges of highways, intended to awaken drowsy drunks before they drive off the road by making for a violent and uncomfortable ride should one drive over them.

Feeling his car vibrate like God's dildo, Bubba snapped awake to find himself in the cautioning thoroughs of the drunk bumps.

by Caligula O'Reilly December 27, 2009

Steve Burns

The first host of the popular kid's show Blue's Clues, known to kids as just "Steve". Contrary to many rumors, he is not dead and he is not a druggie. He left the show in 2002 to start his musical career. He currently has two albums on the market, "Songs for Dustmites" and "Deep Sea Recovery Efforts".

Kid 1: This new guy Joe is so awful! Whatever happened to Steve? Didn't he overdose on heroin or something?
Kid 2: Oh, Steve Burns? He's a musician now!
Kid 1: Oh, that's awesome!

by JohnnyLennon March 18, 2013

Cameron burns

Top shegger

Oh look there’s Cameron burns he’s a top shegger

by spunkymunky69420 December 28, 2021

took a cab from Burnsville

“Took a cab from Burnsville” is synonymous with being penny wise and dollar foolish. In Minneapolis Minnesota a national fried chicken chain advertised a one day chicken special. When it was discovered the only local Minneapolis store did not honor the national special local TV crews went onto the scene to get footage of the patron’s disappointment. One of the patrons interviewed complained loudly "I took a cab from Burnsville" which is a distant suburb of Minneapolis where the expense of a cab ride would be many magnitudes times the savings of the chicken special.

I took a cab from Burnsville to get cheap movie tickets.

by pennywiseJoe July 12, 2016