moobs for boobs

Used most often on websites like Chat Roulette ... is used as often or less often than mits for tits. Usually a horny individual will say this as a way to entice a woman into showing him her breasts, in exchange for seeing his voluptuous man titties.

Guy: Hi.
Girl: Hi.
Guy: Asl?
Girl: 18.f.fl
Guy: cool.
*4 minute pause*
Guy: moobs for boobs?
*Your partner has disconnected*

by YapmelkXela March 6, 2010

anime boobs

The equivalent of LA face with Oakland booty, but for boobs. They are well shaped, well endowed yet seemingly out of proportion to the rest of the body. Like a 36DD on a 5'3'' gal. Certain mythical creatures are said to have these. They often appear in a nerd's fantasies or a human girl's nightmares. It can also be conjured by spending all your bonus points for a magical wish or a visit to a medical gift shop. Basically, the only real anime superpower!

Andy: Hey, can you hook me up with your friend Heather?
Barbara: Get in line! Sam and Dave asked as well! What do you even see in her??
Andy: Damn, those anime boobs!! Its like her superpower!

by abwolverine July 25, 2016

Ninja Boobs

Boobs you wouldn't really think are big from an "in the shirt" perspective, but when released from captivity they sneak up on you and are huge. Like a ninja

I didn't realize her boobs were that big until she took off her shirt, they were totally big and amazing. I love her ninja boobs.

by Brian Street Team March 24, 2009

boobshakalaka

The act of jumping in the air whilst screaming, "BOOBSHAKALAKA!" and smacking a female's breasts with both hands, in the manner of dunking a basketball.

Bobby: So how was your date with Helga last night?
Jimmy: Well things got a little awkward when I gave her the boobshakalaka.
Bobby: Damn, that shit is wack!!!

by Svend Carlson February 25, 2008

Boobs

Look, I know you're bored, but c'mon. "OO" on a woman's chest. That's the best I could come up with.

Boobs are a way to show dominance to other women about who's the boss.

by LaserImouto March 8, 2022

period boobs

The enlarged version of a girl's tits while she is premenstrual and/or menstrual. Generally happens about a week to 4 days before starting her flow and may last throughout the week of her period, as well. Usually adds a half a cup size or even a full cup size to the female's nonmenstrual rack.

I thought I found a woman with bodacious tits, but it turned out they were only temporary period boobs. Bummer.

by Mercerbator October 19, 2010

boobs on a stick

A very skinny girl with big ass titaes.

A rare kind of girl who usually uses her monster boobs and lean body to whore massive multitudes of guys.

by white foolio November 3, 2004