Braden

A faggot, who loves dick, sucks dick, needs to get busy and come out of the closet, usually really stupid, and sucks at gaming

A good man but a fairy Braden.

by Landowner123 December 12, 2012

braden

A retarded kid who uses lube.
He hits everything (including his sister) except the basket.

Guy 1: braden did another airball
Guy 2: That was definitely braden

by Robobobodaman October 16, 2019

Braden

Usually an idiot. Has brown hair . Looks like a girl. Normally wears yellow. Sucks at basketball,and all sport. Stays on his phone all day

Jesus christ that guy Braden is a crackhead

by I know you're somewhere December 28, 2017

Braden

braden: A short, annoying, funny looking queer that thinks he's a ladies man because he holds money in his profile pictures and doesn't leave girls alone even when they threaten to get bigger and stronger guys to kick them in the balls.

Random girl: Braden, go away, no one likes you!
**Runs away screaming.
Braden: Hehe, she totally digs me.

by lolcatz!!!!!!!1 December 11, 2010

Braden

A guy who is stupid, ugly, yet everyone is his friend.

Chad: Dude, that guy is a Braden.
Brad: I know, but apparently everyone likes him!

by Bradenz December 14, 2016

Braden

The exact definition of a fucking communist. He is a man of the rising sun, is a retired kamikaze pilot, and is from North Korea. Don't be a Braden, braden is a cuck. Fuck braden. He's a gook.

Omg did that Braden just fly into the twin towers? What a dick.

Also associated with sophia, Braden loves sophia, what a commie.

by Cocksuckingmutherfucker June 27, 2017

Braden

A guy who is kind and is Very Very short

p1 Look how Short he is

P2 it must be a Braden

by Boi1771 May 13, 2019