Iowa bowtie

When a woman shits on a mans chest and continues to sit up and down multiple times, thus spreading the excrement with her butt cheeks in the shape of a bowtie.

After Sara and Alan had anal sex, Sara gave him an Iowa bowtie after Alan gave Sara a "chilidog".

by Frank Manwhore Rizzo February 11, 2019

Wolfpack Bowtie

You only eat bacon egg and cheese chicken biscuits and ghost peppers for 24 hours before a full moon. At the peak of the full moon, you bend over in front of your partner and poop as forcefully as you can aiming for their neck. The peppers cause you to howl. Your partner howls as the pepper poop burns them. You both howl together in unison.

Sarah has been an absolute gem all week. Its a full moon next week. I think Im going to give her my famous wolfpack bowtie and see if she's a keeper.

by ImUrDarklarD May 27, 2016

Woodpecker Bowtie

A stylish wooden bowtie for the modern gent

Donning my Woodpecker Bowtie to match my Tux tonight

by SuaveGentleman February 11, 2015

Kennedy Bowtie

The act of shooting someone in the back of the neck, leaving an exit wound in the front of the throat, like a nice, bloody bowtie. This form of execution is similar to the assassination of the 34th President of the United States, John F. Kennedy. Hence the term Kennedy Bowtie. This act is not restricted to grassy knolls or third floor library windows, it can be performed in all sorts of settings.

An instant tracheotomy

*conspiracy theory and three hour film with Kevin Costner not included*

A Mafia hitman snuck into a marked man's house and waited under the cover of darkness while he cooked dinner. the hitman put the gun up to the back of the marked man's neck and gave him a Kennedy bowtie.

by TetrisGuru1989 May 08, 2015

cincinnati bowtie

A bowtie made in the city of Cincinnati, Ohio.

Eric: Hey Joe! Nice bowtie! Where did you buy it, New Orleans?

Joe: No, this is a Cincinnati bowtie.

Eric: Nice...

by Chigglywiggly January 09, 2010

beckley bowtie

when someone is sleeping you shit on their neck, when they wake up, they look down and left to right, making the shape of a bowtie.

Denny's ol lady gave him a beckley bowtie last night while he was passed out drunk.

by madeuce September 16, 2007

Mexican Bowtie

To give a mexican bowtie is the act of taking a crap on a lover's chest and smearing it over, thus nicknamed a bowtie

I gave Marina a Mexican Bowtie, I think she could smell that one for weeks!

by Anjo October 08, 2006