elkview eyepatch

when someone is sleeping and you shit in their hand. you then tickle their eyelash, when they rub the eye it results in a eyepatch.

I gave kristy an elkview eyepatch for being a bitch.

by madeuce September 30, 2007

sissonville stinky

after you take a shit, you take a q-tip and rub one end in shit, while someone is sleeping you bury the q-tip inside their ear, resulting in a sissonville stinky.

while bobby was sleeping, Al gave him a sissonville stinky.

by madeuce August 13, 2008

beckley bowtie

when someone is sleeping you shit on their neck, when they wake up, they look down and left to right, making the shape of a bowtie.

Denny's ol lady gave him a beckley bowtie last night while he was passed out drunk.

by madeuce September 30, 2007