madeuce's definitions

elkview eyepatch

when someone is sleeping and you shit in their hand. you then tickle their eyelash, when they rub the eye it results in a eyepatch.

I gave kristy an elkview eyepatch for being a bitch.

by madeuce September 30, 2007

beckley bowtie

when someone is sleeping you shit on their neck, when they wake up, they look down and left to right, making the shape of a bowtie.

Denny's ol lady gave him a beckley bowtie last night while he was passed out drunk.

by madeuce September 30, 2007

sissonville stinky

after you take a shit, you take a q-tip and rub one end in shit, while someone is sleeping you bury the q-tip inside their ear, resulting in a sissonville stinky.

while bobby was sleeping, Al gave him a sissonville stinky.

by madeuce August 13, 2008