bloation device

a chick's bloated uterus when it's her time of the month.

girl 1: ugh like omg Shelly im so bloated! OMG!
girl 2: yeah me too my bloation device is killin.

by iuytrew5o3u498thnfinsf October 5, 2008

Bloated

When you eat to much and your stomach gets big.

girl: I ate so much I am bloated

by xoxo gi May 30, 2019

bloated, big bag of blotation

used to describe someone who is drunk beyond belief and has little awareness of their surroundings

that guy is a bloated, big bag of blotation

by jason shetland July 5, 2008

blootered

Intoxicated with liquor

Had too many vodkas and was blootered pretty quickly.

by T July 15, 2002

blart

A portmanteau of "blood" and "fart". Meant to be a flatus; a wind; a whoopee or an emittance of intestinal gas (also known as the "ass belch") which involuntarily becomes a discharge of slimy matter that is a mixture of excrement and blood.

Melvin: "Did you hear that? Is it Chinese new year already?"
Sparky: "Naah, I just blarted. I guess I need to go home and.. Yup."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 13, 2021

Bloated Moons

Big round Breasts accompanied by intense cleavage and large ariolas that blend in with the breasts itself and almost no nipple tip

Fred: omg!
Steve: what?
Fred: bloated moons
Steve: where?
Fred and Steve: daaaaammn!

by Prick100 July 26, 2014

Blogtard

Blogtard is a person who loves blogging.

Mary loves blogging, and she is a happy blogtard

by frkphl September 29, 2011