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Logger Blogger

A fucktard. Combination of the word Logger and blogger. It is a word that has no comeback if the victim does not know the meaning.
by StNaAnKn July 29, 2004
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Cock blogger

A cock blocker on-line.
A person who blogs about roosters.
Guy 1: why are you posting pics of me and my ex on IG.

Guy 2: so my sister can stop flirting with you.
Guy 1: you friggin Cock blogger!
by Steven Stephalonavich September 24, 2021
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I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative sentence to clarify you are not expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.
by elwags November 27, 2011
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schrodinger's blogger

Schrodinger's Blogger is a term used to describe self-styled journalists who uphold little/no standards of journalistic rigour or integrity, only to declare themselves bloggers upon being challenged on their lack of professionalism.
Commenter - "With even the most basic fact-checking, you can dismiss 90% of this article. Shoddy journalism."
Schrodinger's Blogger - "This was just a blog post about my personal views on the matter."
Commenter - "You're Schrodinger's Blogger."
by Ste V B May 1, 2015
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War Blogger

A nerd-type who fails their military duty, hides behind a computer feverishly opposing war of any kind by typing their delusional opinions in hope someone will bite. A Coward who fills the void by devoting many wasted hours hacking away at a keyboard, usually arguing with retired folks who have a mind of their own and have served their country. A “Wanna-be Hippie”, but lacks the motivation to get off their butt and go to rallies.
Josh, get off that computer and go to bed, you have to work tomorrow, it's midnight, stop being a war blogger. Ok mom, just a minute more, there's this creep from Georgia talking about why we should be fighting in this war...
by Bustedjaouted September 22, 2007
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Cock-blogger

One who maintains a regular weblog focused on the male genatalia; also an insult.
That goddamn diploblastic cock-blogger!
by danielkayam May 22, 2006
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fashion blogger

A person who steadily collaborates photos of people who are thinner and cooler than them, hanging out with people cooler than their friends, in places cooler than they've ever been. This person doesn't really commit themselves to the trends that they copy out of russh and oyster mags, but lets their 'blog do the talking' about their unique style.
They then intersperce the photos that they have taken of their sisters/friends/from google with commentary that is largely irrelevant or selfrighteous, and not a lot more than what everyone else has been saying. Seem to think other people give a shit.
*Watching a girl walk down the street with a studded leather jacket and fake raybans*
-'Ooh, bang on trend' (sarcastically)
-'Yeah, definately a fashion blogger'
by smit1993 July 1, 2010
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