blackout drunk

When you get sooo friggin drunk, that the next morning you cannot begin to recollect the actions that you were involved in the night before.

Possible Actions: You Got Gang Banged (& possibly impregnated depending on your sex), You Knucked n Bucked...basically anything.

Drunk: Why does my ass hurt?

Friend: Dude I think you got blackout drunk.

Drunk: Noooooo.....I've been Gang Banged!!!!

by Joe Pulo February 18, 2009

blackout queen

a blackout queen is the ultimate party girl. she is beautiful, she is wild and most of all, she always knows how to have a good time. she is a pathological prankster and will do just about anything to jump start the party.
a blackout queen is is what you get when you cross a drunk chick with sherlock holmes. to solve the mystery that is herself, she must piece together clues from pictures, texts, her call log, bruises, accounts from friends, blog entries and any other means possible.
her motto is "blackout or get out!"

she is fabulous.

so apparently last night i slapped a stranger, reparked an abandonned running vehicle on a different street, took a ride with a guy on a motorized wheel chair and won the grand prize at a japanese karaoke contest. just another day in the life of a blackout queen!

by blackoutqueen.tumblr.com May 21, 2011

Blackout Fighter

A term used to describe someone who can't remember events that happened during a fight after the fight is over.

blackout fighter don't remember after fight

"I'm so mad at you right now!"
"Why?"
"You don't remember?!"
"I'm a blackout fighter... I don't remember much of what happened..."

by XxEverlifeXx August 24, 2016

blackout party

A party with no lights. Therefore you can't see who youre dancing with. Heightening the fun of the party and your dance moves.

1.
Maria: i had so much fun at that blackout party, Jose here is an awsome dancer
Jose: I wasn't at that party babe
Maria: damn, then who the fuck was I grindin on?

2.
Liana: I wanna go to a blackout party
Edward: Whats that?
Liana: Stupid, its a party with no lights
Edward: Oh...then where does the music come from?
Liana : O_O

by drummergal March 30, 2007

blackout train

A phrase used usually by college students to communicate the fact that they going to get so drunk that they will not remember anything the next morning.

Person 1: "The blackout train is departing at 9pm sharp, you wanna come?"

Person 2: "Yeah, get me a one way ticket on the blackout train"

by krau March 16, 2009

Blackout Blowjob

When blowjob is so intense, so perfect, and for such a long period of time that the recipient loses consciousness -- a blackout blowjob

Shelby gave me another blackout blowjob last night. She's amazing.

by HardToSwallow August 16, 2010

Blackout Dick

You get so hammered that when you wake up in the morning the girl that your with reminds you that you had whiskey dick.

Girl: how do you feel this morning?
Guy: I don't even remember coming home last night!
Girl: Well I got two words for you "blackout dick"
Guy: what is that?
Girl: look it up on urban dictionary!

by yourrealname September 4, 2009