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bedtime gift

Let me see that bedtime gift asked joe !
by Bedtime gift October 5, 2017
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Bedtime Salad

A euphemism for sex, specifically related to the wetness of tomatoes
Do you want to come round for a bedtime salad
by lotcrossbuns November 5, 2021
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pool bedtime

When playing pool for a long period of time, the point at which the standard of play drops off significantly. This is often sudden, and results in an incredibly long frame of shoddy pool.
Will:- "Mate, this frame is taking forever"

Tom:- "We've gone past pool bedtime, definitely our last frame"
by rnqs23 November 30, 2010
mugGet the pool bedtimemug.

Bedtime Bipolars

When you go from down to hang to it’s past my bedtime in .075 seconds.
Kid: Where’s Mom?

Dad: In bed. She started yelling at the dogs and throwing everything around, the bedtime bipolars hit hard tonight.
by anonymous September 30, 2023
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bedtime paradox

A thing that you think of before you go to sleep that keeps you up to two in the morning, while you despise the thing that made you think it.

What happens when Pinocchio says his nose will now grow?
-Brought to you by Rayne Jenkins
"OH MIIII GOOODDDD" FRIGGING BEDTIME PARADOX
by Aberaham Lincoln November 18, 2017
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Batman's Bedtime

Dawn, when the night is over and it's time to crash.
We had no idea how long we were talking and then now here we find that it's Batman's Bedtime, so we called it a night.
by arf79 July 20, 2023
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Bedtime

Jimmy is you're bedtime
by mamguevo November 24, 2021
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