California Battleship

A woman is floating naked in a pool with her eyes closed. Her man (also naked) goes inside the house and shoves a firework up his ass. He then lites it and runs back to the pool. He sneaks in the pool and lays flat and still. He takes a massive shit in the pool. As the turd exits his asshole, the firework propels the turd under the water straight at the woman, hopefully hitting a hole of his choice. Upon arrival, the man’s torpedo explodes in her, giving her an unforgettable orgasm.

Hey Baxter, can you place another order of mortars for me, I am getting low from my bitches getting so many California Battleships lately.

by Firebird6969 August 14, 2024

Battleshipping

Sexual activity involving 3 or more people where two dudes lying on their back, bang either a girl or another guy who use squirt guns to spray each other with water, booze, piss, etc. Additionally it can involve gay bottoms trying to spray cum shots at each other while riding their top partners.

Last night Dave and I tried battleshipping with Jared and Steve last night and my cumshot made it directly in Steve’s mouth. It was fucking hot!

by Mordigay_Kinkstein February 15, 2019

Battleshipping

Verb, a sex act where a man sinks
his battleship in the red Sea. A.k.a. Raw-dogging a period pussy…

Hey did you hear about Sarah and Scott last night? Scott said he took her home and went battleshipping! You know when you raw a dog someone and she’s on her period..

by anonymous October 2, 2025

Battleship

A heavy warship that has only carried the smarter of the world's leaders across the seven seas.

"Oh, you've seen Wilson's new Battleship, New Mexico, haven't you?"

by BotherlessLupine8 November 13, 2020

Sinking Your Own Battleship

Any action taken by a person looking to have a relationship with another person, that effectively ruins their own chances of having said relationship

Guy 1: "So I was really into this girl, but when I walked up and kissed her on the cheek, she freaked out."
Guy 2: "Way to go man! Talk about Sinking Your Own Battleship!"

by fan187 July 12, 2012

battleship

A euphemism for "bullshit."

I have to follow the rules? That's freakin' battleship.

by Ereck Flowers August 21, 2017

Battleship

Battleship is when you sit in a stall next to a friend and both masturbate while trying to shoot your nut over the wall onto your friend

Tom: whats on your head?
John: don’t worry i was just playing battleship with jerry

by Jhonneria October 30, 2019