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Clam Batting

When a third lesbian slams her clit into the thigh of another lesbian already engaged in scissoring forming the shape of a "T".
"Monica and Jessie were scissoring, but Toni had to go Clam Batting because her breath was stank, yo"
by Wild turkey 81 September 2, 2013
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Holy Ghost Batting

Shane was Holy Ghost Batting, in the church parking, trying to get a semen sample after his vasectomy.
by JPL #2 October 23, 2022
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two batting

Waiting an unreasonable amount of time to update information. Especially if the information in question is important to a large important group of people.
Dude, I'm totally two batting my managers with the TPS reports.
by hrltwincities August 25, 2010
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mast batting

A: BRB, was mast batting and came all over the screen
B: ew.
by drum solo March 30, 2009
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Thai Batting Practice

The act of a women shooting a ping pong ball from her cunt and then guy hitting the ball with his dick
I was hitting bombs when i did a Thai batting practice with that bitch
by HEYBIGGUY March 22, 2010
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Nerf Batting

Verb
The act of using one's penis or penis like object while erect like a baseball bat to hit the other individual on or around the face during sexual intercourse. Usually a surprise, the purpose is not to cause the most damage or pain (a Foul) but to see first how far the "batter" can swing the penis or penis like object from the original position to point of contact with as much flair as possible. Typically scored like baseball using the base and strike out system one can factor their score by the distance, style, amount of time swinging, location of impact, sound of impact, and other factors of their swing.
"Billy said his Tinder match was so bad in bed rather than say anything he tried Nerf Batting her so she would leave."
"What happened?"
"She was shocked and left right after, but he said it was a Home Run so it was all worth it in the end".
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Bairstow batting

Jonny Bairstow is the greatest batsman ever in the history of cricket, derived from his surname it is a verb used in cricket when a batsman is playing really good
Sachin Tendulkar is doing Bairstow batting
Jos Buttler did Bairstow batting in yesterday's match
by Calculus King June 18, 2021
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