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budtender

The person at a medical marijuana "dispensary," or "clinic," who tends to the patients' medicinal needs. He/she works with you and helps you decide what will be the ideal medicine for you to purchase, and in what quantity.

These are also some of the luckiest motherfuckers on the face of the earth. Despite that, you should still tip them as heavily as you can possibly afford to.
"The budtenders here are so helpful and friendly!" "That budtender is really hot. I think I'm gonna blow him and see if I can get any free medicine out of it...
by 420_J July 4, 2011
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bartendress

Amanda is one helluva bartendress.
by Richard Dragon December 3, 2003
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Fartender

Someone who tends to fart a lot.
when eric eats a can of beans, he becomes fartender man.
by Michael Geico July 25, 2011
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bartenders elbow

A fake condition affecting bartenders passing drinks causing muscle atrophy created by Tom Scott and a game of drawing and vocal telephone with other animation youtubers
My friend worked at a bar for 3 months and passed so many beers that he got a bad case of bartenders elbow and had to rest for a week
by asxdghjkl January 7, 2021
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Beartender

A man with a stocky or heavyset build who is also a bartender. Can be hairy or hairless and can be of any age.
"The beartender at Zuppa totally has a crush on you! He comp’d half of your drinks."
by ItWasntMe January 2, 2008
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barftender

A bartender at a skanky dive bar where all people do is get piss drunk and puke. This bar is usually the last stop on a night of excessive drinking. Often times the person who turns the bartender into the barftender is a weekend warrior trying to hang with seasoned alcoholics.
What's it take to get another drink around here?!?! Where's the barftender?
by drinksatcleats May 11, 2010
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Bartenderess

A female, one who serves beverages (typically alcoholic in nature) to patrons at a restruant or bar. A Bartenderess (serving wench) is typically gorgeous and takes in oodles of money from intoxocated men leaving tips with the hope of impressing through grandeur.
I ordered my drinks from that dropdead gorguos Bartenderess.
by DarrylBreck March 28, 2011
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