The phrase "I'll pull my balls out right now" is often followed by the phrase "Trademarked By Fadi". The Second phrase is to be said softly and very fast. Almost as if to be said under one's breath.
The actual phrase is to be used when someone directly attacks or insults your intelligence or ability.
Roger: Mike, you're such a tool.
Mike: I'll pull my balls out right now! ... (Trademarked By Fadi).
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My dick and balls are out.

A response to someone telling you about their nerdy accomplishments, but only if said accomplishments involve numbers. This response has the dual purpose of freaking the person out to stop them from telling you their nerdy thing, and telling them your own accomplishment.

NOTE: One's personal dick and balls do NOT have to be out to say this, nor does one even have to be male.
Nerd: Alright, only 3746 more experience points untill I'm level 99!

Cool guy: My dick and balls are out.
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What you tell a guy who is acting like a woman.
Hey Bill, I dare you to drink that whole gallon of beer.
-No, I can't, I might get sick.
-Oh Why dont you take your balls out of your purse and just drink.
by dalejr237 February 24, 2009
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balled my eyes out

a misspelling of "bawled my eyes out" used by people from California and elsewhere who actually pronounce "cot" and "caught" the same way.
others who have written definitions of "balled my eyes out" here are perfect examples
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balled my eyes out

when the eyes have had testicles placed on them for such a period of time that thier usefulness has been comprimised.
i had to get glasses because my boyfriend balled my eyes out.
by jeffbogart April 18, 2005
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Balls out Rich

The act of having substantial amount of money, to the point where daily activities do not matter.
One day Jim became wealthy do too, wall street, he became Balls out Rich.
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Ball out

"Guy I go soon ball out from here"
by Jhay_Bee April 01, 2021
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