baenal

for when you have anal sex with your bae

'totally had some baenal last night'
'who with?'
'my bae'

by stahli August 14, 2014

balanje

when you see something out of the ordinary (like two people fucking in an alleyway) and you get so fucking scared that you shout “BALANJE”

rodney: wtffff is that pk & dc fucking!!
joe: i think it is
both: *walks past them* BALANJE

by fuck lp November 7, 2019

to go Bale

To verbally abuse someone.

"You want me to trash your legs?"
Boy, he did't have to go Bale on that DP.

by marianopb February 3, 2009

Friends with bænifits

As opposed to "friends with benefits", who occasionally hookup, "friends with bænifits" occasionally cuddle and watch movies.

Dana and Christian are friends with bænifits, they spent the day spooning on the couch.

by clichesasquatch November 29, 2014

Bale Out

When someone's stress level explodes to an epic proportion and a 5-minute f-bomb-laden tirade is unleashed on the unlucky soul who was in the wrong place at the wrong time -- much like Christian Bale on the T4 set.

Pam was trying to study for her midterms in the library but the kid across the table kept tapping his pencil to his ipod making her Bale out and get suspended from the library for a week.

by BlagoGal February 3, 2009

fair and balanced

A slogan used by FOX news in a sarcastic sense, knowing full well that they are neither fair nor balanced, but rather simply a chairleader for the right wing agenda.

Tonight on FOX news, a fair and balanced report on how great George W. Bush is and how simply marvelous it was that we went to war with Iraq.

by Chauncey Hollinsworth May 28, 2004

Balanitis

n. Bacterial, viral, or fungal inflammation of the head of the penis. Can also be caused by cleaning the penis too often. 7.6 cases per 100 men at risk in circumcised men and 14.4 cases per 100 men at risk among uncircumcised men. Most of the time, circumcision or a carbon dioxide laser are the preferred methods of treatment. One can avoid circumcision if treated with the Er:YAG laser in most cases.

This man has balanitis because he washed his penis too often with harsh soaps.

by urologistdude September 2, 2009